You know you are a Moonwalker when you love the crotch grab in the choreography of You wanna be startin' somethin'. You just know he is gonna be doin it at "to high to get over" so you get excited and prepare yourself.

I literally was listening to Wanna be Startin Somethin when I thought of this. It was on this awsome online radio thingy called mjtunes.com (not an advertisement). But really! All it plays MJ nothing else and that is awsome sauce! My bestie, @BVDLilPYTtold me about this a while back and I have been listening to it ever since.