You know you are a Moonwalker when you be using MJ references in your everyday life.

Example:

Random Friend: *hits foot on the door* OW!

You: *start doing the MJ spin and toe stand (well attempts)* You been hit by dun dun you been struck by dun a smooth criminal.

Example2:

You: *sulking obviously pissed about something*

Random Friend: Hey what's wrong?

You: I don't wanna talk about it.

Random Friend: No tell me.

You: Just leave me aloooooooone. Leave me alo-o-one.

You know, simple ish like that