A/n If anyone understands the pic above comment 😁😁
I'm sure that half of the people will be cracking their heads off to figure it out 😂
Anyhow, on with the chapter

Allons-y

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Family:

Me:-*reading book* Oh my gods yass!OTP!!OTP!!!*starts squealing and jumps around*

Sis/bro:- *walks in staring at their phone* Hey uh sis do ya know how to~*sees that your fangirling phase is on* Oh, you know what? I'll come back later

~×~Outside~×~

Sis/bro:- *hangs a sign on your bedroom door 'Danger ! Fangirl inside'*

Mom:- She's at it again?

Sis/bro:- Yup

Dad:- *groans* Not again!

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Friends:

In the house:

Friend:- ....so then I was like 'Damn dude, I just need to go to the library' and he~

Me:- *smirks* Oh, the dam library

Friend:- Uhh.. What do you mean?

Me:- Just that you needed to go to the dam library *laughs hysterically*

Friend:- ....Oh no is this another fandom?

Me:-*continues laughing*

Friend:-*Slowly inches to the door* Ba~Bye *rushes out*

~×~In the living room~×~

Mom:- oh no, did see run out?

Sis/bro:- Yup she did

Mum:- What reference did she get this time?

Sis/bro:- Something about 'Dam'

Mum:- I'm getting a headache

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Public:-

Me:-*sitting on a bench reading Percy Jackson*

Person next to me:- You must be very smart. You seem to read a lot of serious books.

Me:- *Looks at the sentence I was reading*

Percy held up the can and said ,"Tremble before the Diet Coke, the God's chosen beverage!"

Me:- Yes I like to read intellectually stimulating books that help me to increase my knowledge and vocabulary with the benefit of enjoying the book.

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Ok , bye for now!

*rides out on a Pegasus*

*Falls down due to no practice*

Me:- Hehe

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