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"Youngins"

Cole - Finn Cole
Murphy - Lara Murphy
Brown - Carissa Brown
Kirton - Harry Kirton
Bolger - Jordan Bolger
Rowan - Jack Rowan

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Brown
*clears throat*
i'm gonna need some fucking answers rn 

Cole
i agree

Kirton
YEA LARA, JACK WHATS GOING ON
WHERE DID YALL GO

Bolger
They probably went to shag

Cole
lara deadass left her OWN birthday party

Kirton
i can't believe her

Brown
i deadass spoke to her for five minutes before she disappeared...

Rowan
Can you please stop blowing up this chat?
We're trying to talk
Lara said: If you don't stop, I'll kill you

Bolger
Yea, "Talk"

Cole
LIARS

Brown
if you get her pregnant i'll kill you both

Kirton
i agree with that

Brown
that sounds like lara tho

Rowan
She was feeling anxious so I took her to her present

Kirton
lmao is it your cock?

Brown
harry you nasty bitch

Cole
LMAO