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Shister - Carissa Brown
Deer - Lara Murphy

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Deer
🤡🤡🤡
I'm a clown–
I'm a clow–
I'm a clo–
I'm a cl–
I'm a c–
I'm a–
I'm–
I'–
I–

Shister
are you okay lmao

Deer
NO
🥴🥴

Shister
alright, what's happened

Deer
Don't tell a soul, please

Shister
depends how juicy it 🤪

Deer
That's not funny

Shister
i'm fucking with you
what happened?

Deer
I think I...
I think I caught feelings for Jack 😳
We had a staring contest the other day...
And his eyes were so pretty 🥺🥺

Shister
AHHAAHA
I KNEW IT
HA 
HARRY OWES ME 20 QUID HA
AND HARRY SENT ME A VERY CUTE VIDEO

Deer
YALL BET ON–
WHAT VIDEO?!

Shister
ofc we did?
the one of you on jack's back 🥺

Deer
What do I do...
He nearly dropped me!

Shister
offer to blow him

Deer
GIRL–
HE'S 20
THAT'S ILLEGAL

Shister
🧐🧐
that doesn't sound like a no
that sounds like you don't want a court case hmmmmm

Deer
Fuck it, I'm going to Jules

Shister
HEY HEY HEY
i'm fucking with you

Deer
Haha hilarious

Shister
you should def talk to him abt it

Deer
But I don't wanna ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Shister
you're turning 18 in what? 
2 months?

Deer
Wow she knows my birth month guys

Shister
??

Deer
Nothing, proceed

Shister
it would be a good idea to discuss ya feelings before the kiss
becus then it wont be awkward if you get a boner

Deer
That's not how that works–
But okay

Shister
you know what i meant
because bill & i had the same problem
he was 18 & i was 16

Deer
They seriously need to learn how the fuck to cast properly

Shister
no shit

Deer
FUCK FUCK FUCK
I hate myself–

Shister
no you dont

Deer
🥺🥺
I miss you

Shister
i miss you more
just talk to him and let him know how you feel
it'll make things easier in the long run

Deer
I will

Shister
SOON

Deer
Harry leaves tomorrow, I'll ask Jack to lunch
I've got to take him because he stayed for an extra two weeks and everyone is sick of him lmao

Shister
poor harry but period on your part

Deer
I hated that

Shister
me too

Deer
I best be going
My break is up in ten and I'd like to eat something

Shister
anemic bitch

Deer
FUCK YOU

Shister
lol go have fun eye fucking rowan

Deer
🙄🙄
But thank you for being her Carissa

Shister
you're more than my friend, you're my sister... which means i'll always be here.

Deer
I love you

Shister
love you more <3