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"The Pesky Blunders"

Killian - Cillian Murphy
Harrie - Harry Kirton
Hellen - Helen McCroy
Sophy - Sophie Rundle
Pall - Paul Anderson
Thom - Tom Hardy
Larea - Lara Murphy
Fin - Finn Cole
Joh - Joe Cole
Juley - Juliet Russo
Caress - Carissa Brown
Gack - Jack Rowan

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Larea
When I say I hate tabloids...
I mean I fucking despise them 🤪

Caress
lmao what did effortless news do today?

Larea
https://www.eonline.com/news/2456/lara-murphy-and-jack-rowan-friends-or-lovers
When I say I'm ANGRY

Killian
What the fuck

Caress
i love it when this man curses

Fin
😳😳
they bold bold

Harrie
OOF
THEY DROPPED MY NAME AHABAHA

Larea
Now is not the time to be excited about publicity bro

Harrie
🥺

Thom
I've stopped reading shit about myself

Larea
I wish I could stop...

Gack
It's official, I hate Enews

Larea
You've JUST decided that...
Enews sucks

Gack
I know, I'm late

Caress
besides what we been knew
what happens in series 4
i need to know

Killian
We aren't going to tell you?

Larea
Name your price mama

Killian
LARA NO

Caress
ten quid?

Larea
DO I LOOK LIKE–

Harrie
lmao fawnie dies

Fin
tom dies too 💀

Caress
🧐🧐
dis suspicious...

Larea
Shut up before you actually leak some shit

Hellen
In regards to that horribly written article, Lara, I think you should take a break from social media and just... detox

Larea
I think I might too...
I hate seeing stuff about me anyway

Fin
that's coming from lara selfie-taker murphy

Larea
Shove a sock in it

Caress
lmao look what i made:

Killian
Scarily accurate...