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"Crackalackin"

Crackhead - Harrison Ford
Crack Dealer - Carissa Brown
Crack Baby - Harry Kirton
Crack Snorter - Jack Rowan
Crack Smuggler - Lara Murphy
Crackhead2 - Finn Cole
Crack Pipe - Jordan Bolger

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Crackhead
welcome british mAtEs to a chat made by a lonely american

Crack Smuggler
Harry, why am I the smuggler?
I'm clearly the supplier...

Crack Baby
mention your wealth again and i'll bust your kneecaps

Crackhead2
wow, my name is unique 🙄

Crackhead
i will make is crack slut if you like 🤡

Crack Smuggler
Harry's mad lmao 
I'm using this in court 🤕

Crack Pipe
Another fucking group chat?
Nah, I'm out 👋

Crack Pipe has left Crackalackin

Crackhead
do you want to be crack pipe finn?

Crackhead2
no >:(

Crack Snorter
WHY IS MY NAME -
💀💀💀

Crackhead
your nose is ALWAYS red

Crack Smuggler
Where's the lie 🤷‍♀️

Crack Dealer
awe, lara knows her man

Crack Smuggler
Do I look like-

Crackhead
deny it, i fuckin' dare you

Crack Smuggler
This is why I don't like y'all 🤧

Crackhead2
i'm guessing that excludes mr. rowan

Crack Snorter
Why do you all refer to me as "Mr. Rowan"
I already feel fucking old...

Crack Baby
hehe my name is cute or whateva 🥴

Crackhead
that's gay

Crack Baby
🤯🤯 really?
woah didn't realize 

Crack Smuggler
OGMG THEYRE FLTYING DIBUGHIOESDN

Crack Dealer
i think you broke lara

Crack Smuggler
FIGEOISNLJS
MY HAIRY BABIES

Crackhead
i hate that ship name

Crack Baby
it's better than weak ass JARA

Crack Snorter
👀👀 the lie?

Crack Smuggler
I see how it is Mr. Rowan

Crackhead2
ha, mr. rowan

Crack Baby
more like mr. court case

Crack Dealer

Crackhead2
HARRY NO

Crack Baby
found lara in a pic:

Crack Smuggler
That's it, I'm done
Bye bitches 

Crack Smuggler has left Crackalackin

Crackhead
good job harry 💀

Crack Baby
thanks daddy 😙

Crackhead2
👀👀