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"Youngins"

Cole - Finn Cole
Murphy - Lara Murphy
Brown - Carissa Brown
Kirton - Harry Kirton
Bolger - Jordan Bolger
Rowan - Jack Rowan

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Murphy
Hey, clowns

Kirton
that's rich coming from you

Murphy
I am rich so suck my dick

Cole
what's got you all angry?

Murphy
My dad and I had dinner
We talked about somethings
And we ended up fighting
🤩 Guess it fits the narrative of the show though 🤩

Bolger
That sucks
Is that why you've been avoiding each other?

Murphy
Nope
I've been avoiding him 🥴

Cole
you're so stingy...

Murphy
I get it from Cillian

Kirton
so, what's up?

Murphy
Oh, right
Do you boy wanna accompany me to lunch tomorrow?
I need to get away from Cillian
I might hit him
And the scene where I get to hit him isn't being filmed soon enough

Rowan
That's harsh

Murphy
He deserves it

Kirton
ngl, jack
she's right
cillian is an awesome guy
but he gets moody

Murphy
Try living w/the bastard 24/7

Cole
i'm good

Bolger
I'm up for lunch

Kirton
free food? hell yea

Murphy
Who said it was free?

Kirton
🥺🥺 pls mum

Murphy
I'm fucking with you
I'll pay for everything boys 🥰

Bolger
Lara, you don't have to do that 

Murphy
Yes I do
Y'all don't get appreciated enough 

Kirton
my fucking heart
🥺🥺🥺

Murphy
Don't push it, Harry

Rowan
Lunch sounds nice
But I refuse to let you pay

Cole
awe look at jack
he's all sweet and gentlemanly

Murphy
You're just mad I rejected you

Kirton
OMG WHAT???

Cole
LARA I'M GONNA KILL YOU

Murphy
I will use this in court

Cole
am i still invited to lunch?

Murphy
ARE YOU GOING TO POISON ME???

Cole
no 😳
... is that a yes?

Murphy
I hate you
... yes

Kirton
y'all focus
is lunch on?

Murphy
 🙄 🙄
...Fine
And Jack, I am paying so suck it up

Bolger
Ah, shit
Jack, she got you good

Rowan
Shut up Bolger

Murphy
Oi, too much testosterone

Kirton
what happened to you complaining abt us typing our accents?

Murphy
Shhhh or I won't pay

Kirtonokay then,,,,