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LooseGoose - Lara Murphy
AmericantafFORD - Harrison Ford

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LooseGoose
omg he followed me

AmericantafFORD
who?

LooseGoose
The guy who plays my love interest this season
DO NOT SAY ANYTHING STEVEN WILL KILL ME

AmericantafFORD
i won't, i won't
what's his @ 

LooseGoose
His name, Jack Rowan
But with an O in the middle

AmericantafFORD
you memorized that shit ALREADY??

LooseGoose
I hate you
And I am an actress, it's in my nature to remember things quickly

AmericantafFORD
that's what you all say

LooseGoose
I'm gonna follow him back...
I'm just scared to accidentally like a pic from 2013
When I... uh... stalk his page 😶

AmericantafFORD
YOU DO THAT TOO?
god we are best friends

LooseGoose
I sure hope we are
But seriously, do I risk it?

AmericantafFORD
i could stalk him 😌
it'll just seem like some lonely guy is looking at his page

LooseGoose
Lonely kinda gay guy*

AmericantafFORD
you know me so well

LooseGoose
I'm kind of worried, to be honest...

AmericantafFORD
why?
you've acted before 💀💀

LooseGoose
Well, yea.
But I've never had a love interest before
Since I was under eighteen, they didn't even want to risk it
And about that, they let Kristen Stewart kiss Robert Pattison when she was underage?

AmericantafFORD
pls let twilight die 🤢

LooseGoose
I have let it die
I just think that's weird

AmericantafFORD
it's probably your dad

LooseGoose
?

AmericantafFORD
he probably told them not to give you someone to trade germs with until you were of age
top tier helicopter parenting if i do say so myself

LooseGoose
That isn't helicopter parenting
He's more lenient, that you know
And you know *why*

AmericantafFORD
how are you doing anyway?
i know it's coming up again

LooseGoose
Better than usual
I'm normally a mess by now

AmericantafFORD
just remember you can fly to see me whenever xx

LooseGoose
Steven would skin me alive if I up and left

AmericantafFORD
why did you and cillian go to ireland?

LooseGoose
My aunt's birthday
Aunt Orla

AmericantafFORD
we stan a family man

LooseGoose
Please stop crushing on Cillian

AmericantafFORD
ma'am i will never stop
👁👅👁

LooseGoose
You're a crackhead
But I love you
I've got to go, we're doing readthroughs right now

AmericantafFORD
SEND VIDEOS

LooseGoose
I'm not stupid, Harry

AmericantafFORD
that's a good suggestion
i'll text kirton

LooseGoose
Harrison Ford, I will kill you

AmericantafFORD
alright, alright