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"Da Boyz"

Jordan - Jordan Bolger
Finn - Finn Cole
Joe - Joe Cole
Harry - Harry Kirton
Jack - Jack Rowan

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Finn
welcome jack folks

Joe
Nice of you to finally add him!

Finn
shut the fuck up joe

Jordan
Please don't fight

Joe
I won't
He'd lose anyway

Harry
wow guys, you're painting a wonderful picture of us

Jack
Hi everyone
Is this *the* group chat?

Harry
YEP

Joe
What did you lot tell Jack about this chat?

Finn
that this is the only valid peaky cast chat

Jordan
We all know that's a lie 😂

Harry
wait, jordan, why aren't you in the main group chat?

Jordan
I was in it once before and you lot kept spamming it
It got annoying fast

Harry
now that's just harsh

Jack
I'm guessing there are a lot of people in the main chat?

Joe
So fucking many blokes
The main cast, the Tom Hardy, and some people who've been killed off...

Jack
Ouch 💀

Harry
i'm just glad they havent killed me off

Joe
...

Jordan
What's that mean, Joe?

Joe
...

Finn
he's fucking leaving us behind
"for better things"

Jordan
You're leaving me with these clowns? 😢

Joe
Yea, sorry mate
It is Cillian's show

Harry
and lowkey... it's lara's show too 💀💀
mostly because her character is becoming more prominent
especially this season...
apparently there is a LOT of fawnie shelby

Joe
They ought to call it the "Murphy Special"

Jack
About Lara
And Cillian

Harry
ah here it is
the drama

Jack
They ARE related, right?

Joe
Yea, Cillian's her dad

Jack
So, how old is she?
Isn't he like 30 something?

Finn
no 😂
he's 42 in may
and I'm pretty sure she's 16

Jack
Oh, wow 😳

Joe
No, she isn't!

Harry
you're all idiots 💀
lara's 17
she's 18 in late june

Jordan
So, she's a cancer?

Harry
yup
fucking hurts to look at her

Joe
Harry, you're lowkey a dick

Harry
i'm obviously joking 

Finn
uh huh

Harry
kind of 😂

Jack
They didn't tell me she was underage...

Joe
We don't finish filming until July, so no worries mate

Harry
wait, jack
how old are you??

Jack
I turned 20 in Feb.

Harry
oh shit 😳😳
we got ourselves a court case for real

Jordan
Shut up, Harry
No, we don't

Joe
Don't say that
You're gonna give him a heart attack

Harry
oh piss off

Jack
It's fine
I'm just hoping her dad won't...

Harry
kill you?

Jack
Yea

Finn
cillian's kind of chill
but he's stingy as fuck

Joe
He's going to see this chat and beat all of us up

Jordan
I love the man
But he can't beat me up
Or Mr. Rowan
Mr. Amateur Boxer

Jack
Not anymore mate
I got an injury so I can't box seriously anymore

Harry
you AND lara really ARE your characters
apparently she ate her twin in the womb...
and she only *kind of* looks like cillian
and steven really emphasizes that...

Jack
I'm pretty sure that isn't true...

Finn
that's honestly really weird...

Joe
It's only because Fawn Shelby is their half-sister!
Remember??

Harry
well yea

Jack
I've got to go
Nice talking to you, see you tomorrow

Harry
bet you 10 quid he's talking to lara

Jack
I can see the messages, Harry

Harry
shh
just go and talk to your soulmate

Finn
why are you all shipping them already?!

Jordan
They would be cute...

Finn
did jordan just say...
cUTE?

Jordan
I will leave this chat you arsehole

Joe
Alright kiddos, let's go to fucking sleep

Finn
it's hardly 9 PM?

Joe
Mind ya business Jared

Finn
i hate you joe