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Godfather - Tom Hardy
LJ - Lara Murphy 

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Godfather
I think you were very into the readthrough
And that boy
Jack

LJ
Um...
??
What?
I'm always focused during readthroughs
It's when I learn most of my lines to be quite frank
And I spoke to Jack once, when I introduced myself

Godfather
I saw how you looked at him

LJ
??

Godfather
Don't play stupid, Lara
That's your dad's thing

LJ
Firstly, never
Secondly, you aren't wrong
But I am screenshotting this and sending it to my dad

Godfather
This is why we have another group chat without you
Snitch

LJ
I'm obviously kidding
AND WHAT
YOU BETTER BE LYING

Godfather
I'm not lying
It has all of what Finn and Harry would call "The Oldies"

LJ
I stan
Nevermind, I'm good, I don't want in

Godfather
I'm going to tell them that
But honestly, what's going on between you two?

LJ
Nothing, I swear
I just met him anyhow!
He seems sweet and I think he's a good fit

Godfather
That's good
At least we know you won't kill him

LJ
WHY DO YOU ALL THINK I'M MAD???

Godfather
Have you seen your father's filmography?
All of his roles are disturbed people
Minus Breakfast On Pluto

LJ
I was going to say that
But seriously, Uncle Tom, there's nothing there
We're hardly even acquaintances

Godfather
That's good
Perhaps I'll tell your dad to be nicer to the kid

LJ
WHAT?
Oh my god, I'm going to fight Cillian

Godfather
Please do
He has less muscle mass than I did in my 20s

LJ
You were rather small Tommy

Godfather
Don't call me Tommy!

LJ
Okay, lil Bitch

Godfather
I'm fighting you tomorrow

LJ
Try me

Godfather
I AM

LJ
Mhmm

Godfather
Your dad DID raise a heathen

LJ
You're just mad I'm a bad bitch

Godfather
We both know that's a lie

LJ
:(