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"The Pesky Blunders"

Killian - Cillian Murphy
Harrie - Harry Kirton
Hellen - Helen McCroy
Sophy - Sophie Rundle
Pall - Paul Anderson
Thom - Tom Hardy
Larea - Lara Murphy
Fin - Finn Cole
Joh - Joe Cole
Juley - Juliet Russo
Caress - Carissa Brown

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Killian
Lara, what have you done to our names this time?

Larea
We aren't the "Peaky Blinders"
We're the Pesky Blunders, therefore our names must almost be our names.
Duh

Harrie
why is lara the only young person in here that types correctly?

Fin
she's trying to impress her dad

Larea
Or maybe, I use autocorrect and auto-capitalize so I haven't got to do it myself.

Caress
i agree with the boys, you're trying to impress KILLIAN
FIUBEWNOKNFB
i'm losing my mind

Killian
How the hell do I change my name back?

Larea
You aren't changing it, dad.
Deal with it

Killian
When I take away your shite, you're going to have to "deal with it"

Larea
Did you seriously just type your accent
Bro these Irishmen out here...

Caress
Says the Irishwoman

Larea
I'm the most British Irish person ever.
And it's my dad's fault

Killian
What else is my clown blaming me for?

Larea
Come and fight me bitch

Fin
how about we all calm down and take a breather

Harrie
good idea finn, let's all take a break before lara & cillian battle it out

Juley
I'd pay to see them fight
Pretty sure Lara would win

Killian
Wow, thanks, Julie that means a lot to me

Caress
cillian is getting mad in the chat,,, wOW
that's what i call CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

Fin
wish my character would get development

Killian
If only you knew

Fin
lara can you find out what he means by that
it's scaring me

Joh
at least your character isn't gonna die next series

Caress
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
MY CHARACTER DIED IN SERIES 1
SERIES 4 ISNT NOTHING

Juley
Me too!
I'm still mad about that in all honesty

Larea
Didn't they tell you Winnie was gonna die in the end?
I'm sad I didn't get any screen time with Carissa :(

Killian
You were too old to play an 11-year-old Lara

Larea
I was FOURTEEN when they cast me as a THIRTEEN yr old!
And please don't parent me in the group chat bro

Killian
This bro thing has to stop Lara

Larea
NEVER

Caress
sleep-deprived lara is my favorite lara

Larea
Glad I could be of service

Harrie
the read through starts tomorrow and you haven't gotten sleep yet?

Larea
I am nocturnal Harry

Harrie
i can assure you that you most def are not nocturnal

Thom
Just figured out my name

Hellen
I was waiting for him to say that...

Larea
MUM

Hellen
Hi, Lara, how are you?

Larea
Nervous

Hellen
Why so?

Harrie
HA, i know why

Hellen
Shut up Harry and let her speak

Fin
YOU GOT TOLD

Hellen
You too, Finn

Harrie
HA

Larea
Meeting the guy that plays Bonnie Gold
aka Fawn's love interest tomorrow
I'm nervous about the cHeMiStRy

Hellen
I'm sure it'll be fine, love

Killian
I still don't like that

Thom
I bet Steven made Lara's character have a love interest just to piss off Cillian...

Fin
BUT WHAT IF-

Joh
You lot look too deep into things...

Larea
If I was a writer
And my favorite character's sister was played by his daughter
I'd be a dick and do that...

Killian
That's because I've somehow raised you to be a heathen

Larea
I'm an actress, I'm MEANT to be an arsehole
JULIE STOP LURKING OMG I CAN SEE YOUR LIL ICON
ITS WEIRD, TYPE SOMETHING WOMAN

Juley
Something

Larea
I'm going to sleep
Night <33

Killian
If I knew that was all it would take to shut her up...

Juley
You'd be lost w/o me, shut it Cilly

Killian
Alright, alright.
Goodnight everyone :)

Fin
Night

Harrie
goodnight to only julie & rissa

Caress
night fools, have fun tomorrow
and remember lara, you get to kiss a cute boy and get paid for it <3

Killian
Disgusting