Do you know what is a terrible name?

"Stephen," and I'm sorry if you're name is "Stephen," but I really have a problem with your name!

It's one name with two different pronunciations!

It's not like "John" = "Jon"

No, you say "Stephen" either like "Steven" or "Stefen."

When you pronounce the "ph" the right way, they look at you like you're an idiot, because they never heard of that pronounciation.

But then there are others you say it to with a "v," and then they're like, "There's a 'ph' there."

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WHAT DO YOU WANT ME FROM ME?!

I'M TRYING. ENGLISH SUCKS- and I can say that because it's my stronger language!