I hate talking to people with dark eyes sometimes.

And I have dark eyes too, so I can say this. But my problem is, when I'm talking amongst a group of friends, and the one with dark eyes is looking in my direction- whether at me or whoever's close- I can't tell who they're looking at!

I rely on looking at someone's pupil to know who they're looking at, so people with blue or green eyes are easy to talk to (NOT IN THAT SENSE, SHUT. UP.).

Whereas people with brown or black eyes....no offense, but you- WE suck! I can't see our pupils!