Head cannon 1: Big Montgomery is 5'3, Shortest of the crew. I want him to be a reasonable height sense two others *Cough* Navel Piranha *Cough* Sniffberg *Heavy Cough* Aren't

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Head cannon 2: He is the second weakest and can fairly hold up a fight. Better than weakest. He's the first mini boss of the game, what do you expect.

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Head cannon 3: He is the oldest, being 35 years old. He still looks to be in his 20's tho. How does he do it?

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Head cannon 4: He's blind, he can still sense stuff tho. And he will still kick your ass. Do NOT tease him about his blindess. You will die if you do so.

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Head cannon 5: He has a British accsent. Because I gave him one. Also Head cannon 6: He's gay. Hella gay.

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Quotes: "Fuck you, and you, and you, and everyone. Fuck everyone" "I my be blind, but I can still kick your ass" "Dirt is a tough job. You dig, and dig, and kill anyone who touches your dirt. Hard job"

I ship him with Knot-Wing. It's a good crack ship. Fight me!