hiwelcometojinnies:
KOOK

hiwelcometojinnies:
TAE

hiwelcometojinnies:
GET UR ASSES IN HERE

_.dumbfuckjuice._:

van.gogh_whore:
Hello to u too 🤥

hiwelcometojinnies:
Engaged?

hiwelcometojinnies:
ENGAGED???

hiwelcometojinnies:
YOU TWO ARE BARELY EVEN GRADUATING UNI

hiwelcometojoonies:
U don't even have jobs ffs

thatonepersoninfics:
Nor a place

hopeonthesidewalk:
Ur still living in dorms remember

van.gogh_whore:
Can u all let me explain before scolding us

notyoongimin:
Should've done that before springing those engagement posts huh

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
🗿🤥🗿🗿

van.gogh_whore:
I proposed to Jungkook yesterday on a date

hiwelcometojinnies:
Tae I thought u were the responsible one in the relationship 🤦‍♂️

hiwelcometojoonies:
Marriage is a serious thing

hopeonthesidewalk:
U GUYS DON'T EVEN HAVE UR LIVES FIGURED OUT YET

thatonepersoninfics:
U two literally broke up for a couple days last month

thatonepersoninfics:
What makes u think u wouldn't get a divorce right away?

van.gogh_whore:
This is y I didn't wanna tell u guys right away 😒

van.gogh_whore:
And we didn't break up last month that was just one of our silly fights

van.gogh_whore:
I could never lose the love of my life over something so stupid 😔

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
*whipped sobbing noises*

van.gogh_whore:
I've been planning my proposal for some time now

van.gogh_whore:
Me and Kookie have been together since the beginning of freshman yr in high school

van.gogh_whore:
More than 8 yrs

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
And we already found a condo a couple months ago

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
We gon move in after grad 🐷

van.gogh_whore:
My parents r paying for it until we can pay ourselves

van.gogh_whore:
My mom's paying for the whole wedding too

hiwelcometojinnies:
I forgot u and Jimin came from rich families 🗿

van.gogh_whore:
Yes and I DO have a job

van.gogh_whore:
Well... WILL have a job

van.gogh_whore:
My dad's already saved me a position in his company

van.gogh_whore:
I'll be starting a month after grad to give me and Kook time to move in and adjust to our new place

hopeonthesidewalk:
So what I got from this is...

hopeonthesidewalk:
Jungkook's a freeloader 💀

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
Yeppers 🤩

hiwelcometojoonies:

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
Gonna be the best stay at home husband Tae could ever have 😈

notyoongimin:
U can't even cook u whore

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
We going on an instant ramen diet for the rest of our lives 😍

thatonepersoninfics:
Taehyung: h—
Jungkook: yes I do the cooking 🍳 yes I do the cleaning🧹 💕👁👁👌🏻✨

hopeonthesidewalk:
I'M CACKLINAHDJSJ

van.gogh_whore:
🗿🗿

hiwelcometojinnies:
...anyways

hiwelcometojinnies:
Tae does seem to have everything figured out

notyoongimin:
I'm kinda impressed ngl

hopeonthesidewalk:
He's the second youngest from our friend group and he alrdy has his life in check 😭 can't relate

hiwelcometojoonies:
^

thatonepersoninfics:
^

notyoongimin:
^

mosthated _sehunnn:
^ I'd literally still be homeless if it wasn't for Jimin 😞

hiwelcometojinnies:
Speaking of Jimin

hiwelcometojinnies:
Where is that hag

mosthated _sehunnn:
Um

mosthated _sehunnn:
Well 👉🏼👈🏼

van.gogh_whore:
What is it Sehun?

mosthated _sehunnn:
We just finished watching finding dory together when Jimin checked his phone

mosthated _sehunnn:
He saw Kook's post and laughed

mosthated _sehunnn:
But when he saw Tae's post and realized Kook wasn't joking

mosthated _sehunnn:
He left a comment out of shock

mosthated _sehunnn:
Then he grabbed his car keys and ran out of the condo

mosthated _sehunnn:
Jimin looked like he was gonna cry :(

hopeonthesidewalk:
Uhhh

notyoongimin:
Y would get that upset over his own best friend's engagement?

hiwelcometojoonies:
I mean we got upset too cuz we were worried but we weren't that upset

van.gogh_whore:
Guess we'll just wait for him to come back 😔

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SOTC:

7/22/20

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Song: Piñata by Smarty Baby

I only like this song cuz in the beginning it sounds like our daddy Joon 🐷