Tomorrow is the last update, just a heads up :')

I changed the Yoonsplit/splat covers! Do you guys like it? sopemoni made em for me MUAH

Everyone say: Thank you Scar 😔✊🏻

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agustwants_d_eath:
Morning pocky stick

hopeonthesidewalk:
Morning Gus

hopeonthesidewalk:
How was spending the night over at Jimin and Sehun's

agustwants_d_eath:
I'm usually not one for lovey dovey shit cuz it's nasty but I actually enjoyed cuddling all night

hopeonthesidewalk:
U didn't do the deed?

agustwants_d_eath:
No I'm asexual

hopeonthesidewalk:
DFODJCK WHAT

hopeonthesidewalk:
UVE BEEN ASEXUAL THIS WHOLE TIME?

agustwants_d_eath:
Nah I decided yesterday that anal intercourse isn't my thing

agustwants_d_eath:
No fucking shit I've been asexual this whole time fuckface

hopeonthesidewalk:
Well at least ik ur feeling better since ur cursing me out again 🗿

hopeonthesidewalk:
I feel bad that I'm a little relieved to know ur not having sex with them even if ur the one fronting not Yoongi

agustwants_d_eath:
It's fine I understand how weird this shit probably is to u

agustwants_d_eath:
Btw Hoseok

hopeonthesidewalk:
Oh no ur using my name

agustwants_d_eath:
It's nothing bad dipshit

hopeonthesidewalk:
🤥

agustwants_d_eath:
Thank you

hopeonthesidewalk:
For what?

hopeonthesidewalk:
For finding you guys that day?

hopeonthesidewalk:
U don't need to thank me for that I'm glad the system's safe

agustwants_d_eath:
No

agustwants_d_eath:
Thank you for being my best friend

agustwants_d_eath:
Never really knew what having a friend felt like until Yoongi started liking you and we got to know each other

agustwants_d_eath:
For everything too like caring for Sugar and Exister even tho they're both annoying pieces of shits

agustwants_d_eath:
And for being Yoonie's caregiver

agustwants_d_eath:
I've been around since the start and it's pretty exhausting if you add the fact that I have access to all the memories like why we have D.I.D. in the first place

agustwants_d_eath:
I can't go into detail but let's just say Yoongi's dad was an abusive and manipulative asshole

hopeonthesidewalk:
I think he's mentioned it before but I don't think he remembers exactly what happened in his childhood

agustwants_d_eath:
Yeah I hold those memories for him

hopeonthesidewalk:
Hmm I see

agustwants_d_eath:
Yk it actually feels nice not having to worry about whether Yoonie's up to some shit cuz ik ur there to look out for him whenever I'm not fronted

hopeonthesidewalk:
...

hopeonthesidewalk:
Have I ever told u u've gotten softer and musher these last few months 😏

agustwants_d_eath:
Fuck off pocky stick

hopeonthesidewalk:
Just admit it ur soft like melted butter now Gus

agustwants_d_eath:
Go tease someone ur own kind

agustwants_d_eath:
Heard a pretzel moved in next door

hopeonthesidewalk:
SHUTJDJSDJ

agustwants_d_eath:
I'm also glad that ur letting me be with Jimin and Sehun even if this whole situation isn't normal

agustwants_d_eath:
It means a lot

hopeonthesidewalk:
Hey if they make u happy then who am I to interfere?

agustwants_d_eath:
A pocky stick

hopeonthesidewalk:
IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION

agustwants_d_eath:
Mhm

agustwants_d_eath:
Ah fuck Yoonie wants to front

agustwants_d_eath:
Ttyl

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yoonilicious:
Hi daddy ☺️

hopeonthesidewalk:
Hi bub

hopeonthesidewalk:
U feeling better?

yoonilicious:
Yuh Yoonie strong no more tears 😡

hopeonthesidewalk:
Ofc ur strong ur Yoonie Min

yoonilicious:
Yuuuhh 😡☺️😡😡

hopeonthesidewalk:
Ur so cute please 😭

hopeonthesidewalk:
Bub u know Hobihobi loves u right

yoonilicious:
Yoonie loves Hobihobi too ☺️☺️

hopeonthesidewalk:
I'm glad

yoonilicious:
Daddy can u come get me

yoonilicious:
I don like Gusgus clothes

yoonilicious:

hopeonthesidewalk:
Okay I'll be there in a bit

hopeonthesidewalk:
I'll bring u a skirt

yoonilicious:
YAY

hopeonthesidewalk:
Do me a favor and wake up Sehun and Jimin bub

hopeonthesidewalk:
So they know I'm coming over

yoonilicious:
Hunhuns making Yoonie pancakes right now 😁

yoonilicious:
Diminie still sleepy

yoonilicious:
He snores like a boat 😕

hopeonthesidewalk:
KDNSKDJDK U BETTER HOPE HE DOESN'T SEE THESE TEXTS

yoonilicious:

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It's almost 6am here so I'm gonna go knock out now 🐷💀🐷🐷

SOTC:

11/28/20

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

Song: Don't give it to me by Loco & Hwasa

The live version of this song makes me want to peg Jimin even more than I usual