I forgot I made the new alter agender. I was writing the last update tired asf, I'm so sorry for referring to them as "he" 😭 (I already changed it which means I lost all the comments for those sections 😞 but referring to them with the right pronouns is more important so I had to, sorry again)

Also, for those of you confused, Sugar is an alter I just introduced in Yoonsplat. She was never in Yoonsplit. They found out about her after Yoonsplit ended and before Yoonsplat started which was when Yoongi started getting professional help :)

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_.dumbfuckjuice._:
SHE'S HERE

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
I REPEAT SHE'S HEREJDHDJJD

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
EVERYBODY ACT NATURAL

_.dumbfuckjuice._:

thatonepersoninfics:
Kook trynna act natural around Sugar:

thatonepersoninfics:

sugar_in_red:
Ur cute Jeon

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
OMG

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
SHE CALLED ME CURJEJFHRJ

_.dumbfuckjuice._:

sugar_in_red:
Too bad I despise men

bratz.king:
Y'all really forgetting Sugar's lesbian and it shows

hiwelcometojinnies:
And apparently Jungkook forgot he's the gayest mf out there too

hopeonthesidewalk:
And that he's MARRIED to a man IN THE GC

thatonepersoninfics:
Can I get another F chain for Tae 😔✊🏻

hopeonthesidewalk:
F 😔✊🏻

mostloved_sehunnn:
F 😔✊🏻

hiwelcometojoonies:
F 😔✊🏻

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
Tae's actually mad at me rn 😞

mostloved_sehunnn:
This is like the third time this week eye—

hiwelcometojinnies:
What is it this time 🤦‍♂️

van.gogh_whore:
I came home to Kook seducing the dog with a treat

hiwelcometojoonies:
R u trynna fuck the animal—

hopeonthesidewalk:
Pack it up Shane Dawson ✨

thatonepersoninfics:
JAILSKNXSK

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
NO

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
Y WOULD U WORD IT LIKE THATJDBDJD

van.gogh_whore:
He wasn't trying to fuck Yeontan whore if anything he hates the dog

van.gogh_whore:
He was trynna lead Yeontan to the closet so he could lock him up 🗿

hiwelcometojoonies:
GIRL EYE—

hopeonthesidewalk:
WAT DID THE DOG EVER DO TO U

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
Take all my man's attention 😤

sugar_in_red:
U actin like u haven't been giving urs to everyone but your husband in this gc

bratz.king:
Give me a minute 👆🏻

bratz.king:

bratz.king:
Drag him bsf 😍

sugar_in_red:
😘

hiwelcometojoonies:
I think Jimin's the only person Sugar likes in this gc 🗿

bratz.king:
As I should be ✨

hopeonthesidewalk:
R we surprised? They're both bitches

van.gogh_whore:
So is Agust

hiwelcometojinnies:
But Agust is an asshole

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
If that's what we call a daddy these days then yes 🐷

_.dumbfuckjuice._:

sugar_in_red:
He's co-conscious rn

sugar_in_red:
He has something to say to u Jeon

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
Omg what? 🐷

sugar_in_red:
He said shut up asshat

thatonepersoninfics:
LMAO

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Just one short update tonight piggos 😔✊🏻 I wanted to post at least something for Jungkook's bday (which isn't for another couple hours but I won't have the time later today to do so)

Happy birthday, Bun! Hope you feel accomplished with all the amazing achievements you've earned this year. Stay healthy 🐷🥺🐷🐷💜

SOTC:

8/31/20

(I'll add the vid later)

Song: Must Have Been The Wind by Alec Benjamin