Yo Mama Is Like A Christmas Tree Everybody Hangs Balls On Her.

Yo Mama So Stupid, She Got Hit By A Parked Car.

Yo Mama So Fat God Told Her He Had No Room In Heaven And The Devil Said There Was No Room In Hell.

Yo Mama So Old Her Birth Certificate Is In Roman Numerals

Yo Mama So Skinny I Could Blindfold Her With A Dental Floss

Yo Mama So Ugly That When She Joined An Ugly Contest They Said "Sorry No Professionals".