YUGI:
On the first day of
SLAVEMAS
The pharaoh gave to me
A Kuriboh in a Palm tree

Tea:
On the second day of SLAVEMAS
The pharaoh gave to me
Two YUGI Mutos

YUGI: And a Kuriboh in a palm tree

ATEM:
On the the third day of SLAVEMAS
The pharaoh (oh wait that's me...) got
Three Egyptian God caaaaaaards

Mokuba: Uh pharaoh, your supposed to sing the end like that on the fifth day
KAIBA: Shut up Mokuba

ATEM: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM I AM THE...

TEA: TWO YUGI MUTOS

YUGI: AND A KURIBOH IN A PALM TREE

Joey: ON THE FOURTH DAY OF SLAVEMAS (Wait is that a thing or?)
The pharaoh gave to me
Four Red Eyed Dragons
(gee like I haven't got enough already *sarcasm*)

ATEM: THREE ANNOYING SISTERS! (Girls: HEY!)

Tea: TWO YUGI Mutos

YUGI: AND A KURIBOH IN A PALM TREE

TEANNA:
On The fifth day of Christmas
Mah schnookums gave to me
Five GOLDEN KEYS!!!!!
(Hey didn't we use those to defeat d-)

Joey: FOUR RED EYED DRAGONS
ATEM: THREE ADORING SISTERS *yeah right*

Tea: TWO YUGI MUTOS

YUGI: AND A KURIBOH IN A PALM TREEE

TRISTAN: The SIXTH day of SLAVEMAS
My true love gave to meeeeeeee (ATEM: oh yeah sure Ignore moi -.-)
SIX BEAUTIFUL LADIES FOR ME
(ATEM: GEEZ YOU WOMANIZER HOW DARE YOU HAVE MORE WOMEN THAN ME THE PHARAOH WHY I OUGHTA....)
(TRISTAN: Uhhhhhh come at me bro????)

TEANNA: FIIIIIIVE GOLD KEYS....BABABABABA (ATEM: YOURE NOT HELPING TEANNA!!!!)

JOEY: FOUR RED EYED DRAGONS

ATEM: (I SUMMON MY THREE EGYPTIAN GOD CARDS ON YOUR ASS!)

TEA: :3 Two YUGI MUTOS

YUGI: AND A KURIBOH IN A PALM TREE

MOKUBA: ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF SLAVEMAS THE PHARAOH GAVE TO ME
SEVEN SEASONS OF SPONGEBOB (YAAAAAAY!)

Tristan: SIX BEAUTIFUL GIRLS

TEANNA: FIIIIIIIVE GOLD KEYS BABABABABABA

JOEY: FOUR RED EYED DRAGONS

ATEM: THREE EGYPTIAN GODS CARDS

TEA: TWO YUGI MUTOS

YUGI: AND A KURIBOH IN A PALM TREE

KAIBA: ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF SLAVEMAS (WTF ITS CHRISTMAS AND PERSONALLY IM NOT MUCH OF A FUN HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE TO ANYONE'S HOLIDAY SO ILL JUST....
ATEM: SING THE SONG ALREADY YOU MUTHAFLIPPING DOUCHE...
KAIBA: FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT SINGING YOUR STUPID CHRISTMAS CAROL PHARAOH ATEM: MONEYBAGS
KAIBA: F-F-f-Fine YOU KNOW WHAT ILL SING YOUR STUPID CHRISTMAS CAROL BUT JUST THIS ONE TIME CAPISICH?
ATEM: GO RIGHT AHEAD THEN :3
KAIBA *slowly sticks out middle finger while frowning*
ATEM: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....Me!)
KAIBA : THIS FUCKING DICTATOR GAVE TO ME....
EIGHT WAYS TO SHUT UP MOKUBA

(MOKUBA: AW CMON SRSLY BRO
KAIBA: SHUT UP MOKUBA!)

TRISTAN: SIX BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
TEANNA: FIVE GOLD KEEEYSA

ATEM: BABABABABABA

Joey: FOUR RED EYES BLACK DRAGONS
ATEM: HELLO GORGEOUS
TEA: TWO YUGI MUTOS
YUGI: WHY IS EVERYBODY ACTING SO CRAY CRAY

GRANDPA:
ON THE NINTH DAY OF SLAVEMAS
THE PHARAOH GAVE TO ME
NINE PORNOGRAPHY POSTERS
(GLORIA: EWWWWW you pervert *whacks with broom*)
KAIBA: IM NOT SINGING AGAIN -.-
MOKUBA: YAY SEVEN SEASONS OF SPONGEBOB
(TRISTAN: AND I THOUGHT I WAS THE PRETTY ONE! )
TEANNA: CANT WE ALL JUST SING THIS SONG CORRECTLYYYYYYY *facepalms*
(JOEY: DONT LET ME GO BROOKYLN RAGE ON YOUR ASS RICH BOI)
ATEM: NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL A MERRY SLAVEMAS
TEA: *ACTUAL DUB DIALOUGUE* I NEED MOAR FEMALE FRIENDS!
YUGI: WHY ARE WE ALL EVEN FRIENDS AGAIN?

GLORIA: ON THE TENTH DAY OF SLAVEMAS THE PHARAOH GAVE TO MEEEEEEE
*EVERYBODY STOPS*
TEN CARD GAME BOOSTER PACKS (BUT I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO DUEL AH WELL...X3)
GRANDPA: OOOOH NEW MONSTERS TO FONDLE
KAIBA: PAWS OFF OLD MAN
MOKUBA: *does sponge bob laugh*
TRISTAN: PLENTY O' TRISTAN TO GO AROUND LADIES
TEANNA : SCHNOOKUMS LOOK! ITS FIVE KIDS ENTERTAINMENT
JOEY: LADY, ARE YOU DRUNK?
ATEM: WHAT?! MY WIFE DRINKING HAHAHAHA NEVER!
TEA: YOU GUYS ARE IMPOSSIBLE
YUGI: GREAT IM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS *facepalms*

MAI: ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF SLAVEMAS THE PHARAOH GAVE TO ME
ELEVEN BREAST IMPLANTS
GLORIA: TEN CARD GAME BOOSTER PACKS
GRANDPA: NINE NEW SEXY VIXENS
KAIBA: EIGHT REASONS TO VOMIT
MOKUBA: IMAGINATION *drools*
TRISTAN: SIX BOTTLES TO SPIN EHUHUHUHUHU
TEANNA : LOVE ME TENDER YOUR HIGHNESS
ATEM: OY VEY!
JOEY: HEY BOOBS OFF THE DINNER TABLE
TEA: THIS WASNT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!
YUGI: MOTHER OF DAN FUCKING GREEN! *gets smothered by fangirls*

FORTRESS: ON THE LAST DAY OF SLAVEMAS
THE PHARAOH GAVE TO ME
TWELVE CLAMORING YGO FANGIRLS
YUGI: AW GREAT RUN EVERYBODY!
MAI: WANNA CHECK OUT MY BREASTINTINES
GLORIA: ILL THINK ILL PASS
GRANDPA: FIIVE OR WAS IT EIGHT SECONDS OF SUMMER
KAIBA: GO HOME YOU'RE ALL DRUNK
MOKUBA: GONNA WATCH MY LITTLE PONY NEXT
TRISTAN: OOH SAVE ME A SEAT
TEANNA: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC BIATCHES
JOEY: THATS WHAT SHE SAID
ATEM: WELL SO MUCH FOR A MERRY SLAVEMAS
TEA: DID SOMEBODY SAY FRIENDSHIP!
YUGI:  DX QUIET!!!!!!!!!!

*everyone is silent*
ATEM: YES YUGI, OF COURSE
ALL: MERRY SLAVEMAS FROM YTPR ABRIDGED
DAN GREEN: NOW PASS ME THE MILK .....THANK YOU

MOKUBA: SRSLY?! WHO INVITED THIS CHUM BUCKET?
ALL EXCEPT MOKUBA: SHUT UP MOKUBA!