Once When I Was 7 Years Old My father told me
Go inside and start tombkeeping
Once when I was 7 years old

It was a great big tomb
Very old and musty
Waiting for the pharaoh
Every day to come was just as lonely
By eleven I was sent out to go shopping
For my poor mother who was about to be exterminated

Once when I was twenty years old
My sister told me,
"MARIK, you should wait here while I do the talking"
Once when I was twenty years old
I wanted a motorbike so I could travel the world
Then I could end up like those cliched-sounding biker chick girls
Being TOMBKEEPER here is suffering and makes me wanna hurl
But if the world is my oyster oyster then where do I find my pearl

Once I wast thirty years old
Somebody else told
The guards outside as I was just about to escape Cairo
Once I was thirty years old

They chased me down a dirt road
Into an open door bazaar
Where a lonely boy like me was standing there, how bizarre
His name was Bakura, and I soon fell in love
Even though gays didn't exist by then I still fell for him so damn hard

Now we're about forty years old
And yet, our story's not told
We're traveling around Egypt finding a way to break free
From my messed up past where i once was trapped
Now We're in domino city Japan, and We're not going back
Most of the Steves I enslaved just wanted to get paid
But soon came battle city and that whole "Rare Hunter" Brigade
Bakura then broke up with me because of pop culture refs that were out of date
I lost the duels my life is still cruel, not getting any better
I hope the sun soon shines, instead of dealing with all this crazy weather

Soon I'll be sixty years old
And The world is still cold
And nobody loves me not even that Bakura dude, baby
Soon I'll be sixty years old

(Oh wait a minute I'm wayyyy older than that now)

Now I'm 400 years old
I'm about to be sold
Back to the past where my life was dull and boring
Now I'm 400 years old
(Give or take of course ;3)

Once when I was 7 years old
My father almost killed me
And thus, started this chain of events so unfortunately
Once when I was seven years old

Once when I was seven years old