First period: (cussing im sorry)
Jamal: oh hello pot-smoker, didnt even see you. (DOES MY VOICE SOUND THAT BAD IN THE MORNING?! HE CALLS ME POT SMOKER AND HE SAYS ITS BECAUSE OF MY VOICE IN THE MORNING)
Me: *mutters* boi I will beat yo black (NO OFFENSE) ass in front of all of these people
Alli: *dying of laughter* ANGEL!
~later~
(FINALLY REMEMBERED)
Jamal: go to hell
Me: why go to hell if im already there?
Jamal: bitch-!
Me: I hope you fall in a hole and break your leg
Jamal: I hope you fall in a garbadge dumpster with trash!
Me: why would I fall in a dumpster with you? Seeing as there's trash
Jamal: *a face kinda like this :O*

Second period:
Okay so this black boy (im so sorry but these two have been the funniest things ever X,D NO OFFENSE PEOPLE I SWEAR IM NOT RACIST) was jumping around in the hallway. I dont know him.
Boy: *almost runs into me*
Me: *flinches*
Other boy: dude stop, you almost ran into that little girl!
Boy: oh im sorry
Me: *SHY SIDE: ACTIVATE* *quiet* its okay
Boy: y'know what? Wanna be my girlfriend?
Me: *SHY SIDE: DEACTIVATE* *NOPE SIDE: ACTIVATE* *throws hands in the air and speed walks to class* NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
~few seconds later~
Me: *laughing about what happened*
Boy: *walking by her* *to his friend* I was just joking, I wouldn't date her.
Me: *stops laughing*
Other boy: XD SHE IMMEDIATELY STOPPED LAUGHING
Me: *shrugs* dont care *continues laughing*