"nyaa~" said yeller the furry, as he was debating in ep discussion centre on whether furries should be recognised as another species.
"shut the fuck up yeller!" said Pixelated.
Realieau, yogurtt, Zahra, Rae and Glass (the super girls of EP were watching the debate. Real secretly was an advocate for justice for furries, but it was a secret. She knew the whole of EP would laugh at her, including her closest friend Zahra. 'Yeller is pretty hot... with his meows, and his growls, and his cute fuwwy- i mean furry- voice... hes the ideal man for me..' thought Real, as she zoned out and stopped listening to the debate.
"Guys, would you like, hypothetically, like if you, you know, if you could date Y-yeller would you?" Real asked the girls.
"No WTF, hes a furry hes probably gay aswell to be honest he was in a fucking modelling group bro! He screams 'gay ass uwu furry fuck,' Real get some taste please." said Rae.
"B-but- hes probably really hot underneath that mask, and he has a sexy irish voice..."
"Get a grip of yourself Real, hes not fucking hot hes a furry!" replied Yogurtt.
"Idk guys, Real does have a point, catboys are kinda hot tbh.." said Glass
"Stfu Glass you have no taste." said Zahra

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also glass ily do not take this personally but its true