YES I MADE MORE

BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY

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aragon: calling people daddy is gross.

boleyn: stop kinkshaming me!

aragon: kinkshaming IS my kink!

boleyn: AAAAAAAAAA-

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howard: guys, it's dark and i'm scared!

boleyn: don't worry, i've got this.

boleyn: *stomps foot*

boleyn: *skechers light up*

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parr: i relate to belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls.

boleyn: i relate to tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

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seymour: i see the glass as half full, katherine sees it as half empty; that's why we make a good team.

seymour: anne, on the other hand, drinks right out of the bottle, parr wonders why it has to be glass, and anna usually breaks the glass by putting her feet on the table.

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aragon: what did you do?

boleyn: alright, but you can't be mad at me.

aragon: what did you do?

boleyn: so there i was, minding my own business-

aragon: bullshit!

boleyn: I WAS!!

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aragon: anne, i think you should play the role of my husband.

boleyn: i don't want to be your husband.

aragon: great, you already know your lines!

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cleves: pepsi bottle.

cleves: coca cola glass.

cleves, pouring the bottle into the glass: i don't give a damn.

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boleyn, banging on the door: KATHERINE, OPEN UP!!

howard: well, it all started when i was a kid...

boleyn: no, i meant-

seymour: let her finish.

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aragon: hello, people who do not live here.

cleves: hey.

seymour: hi.

parr: hello.

howard: hey!

aragon: i gave you the key for EMERGENCIES.

boleyn: we were out of doritos.

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howard: wow, how do you usually get out of these messes?

boleyn: i don't. i just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.

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parr: what's wrong with anne?

cleves: she doesn't handle alcohol very well.

boleyn: I'M GONNA STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDANCE!

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cleves: i'm quick at math.

parr: okay, what's 38 times 76?

cleves: 24.

parr: that's not even close.

cleves: but it was quick.

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boleyn: i got catherine of aragon a "get better soon" card.

cleves: that's surprisingly nice of you.

boleyn: she wasn't sick, i just thought she should do better.

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seymour: did you eat my powdered donuts?

boleyn, with her mouth full of donuts: no.

seymour: then what's that white powder on your shirt?

boleyn: that's cocaine.

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boleyn: if i cut off my leg and swing it at your head, am i hitting you kicking you?

aragon: you'll probably mentally scar me more than anything.

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boleyn: if it's 1 or 1,000 sins, you're still getting sent to hell. so why not go for 1,000,000 sins and go down a legend?

aragon: anne, NO.

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cleves: ugh, there are no snacks in the kitchen.

howard: i am LITERALLY right here.

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honestly i should just make a book for these but oh well