I know, it's been awhile. But I have had a rough few months. I'm going to be a freshmen in like two months 🫠. Shits scary.

Anyway it's 2AM I'm waiting to see stranger things volume two and I'm very excited. So I was eating a whole thing of coconut dream cookies as one does cause I now identify as a whole family from eating a value pack😒. And I was thinking, would Yautja like sticky sweet cookies. And here we are. Some headcannons of what I'd think they'd snack on at 2AM.

Spicy

So it's obvious that they like meat and I'm sure having a human mate would come with benefits like snacks and shit. So I think they'd like beef jerky, beef sticks, and especially the Bigfoot smoked dried jerky.(if you know what I'm talking about you're dope.)
Like you could wake up and you'd just see a yautja sitting in the den raw digging them damn meat trips, along with the scent of smoke. So yea I think dried jerky meets would be a big hit for them because humans literally make so many flavors of anything and everything.

Sweet

Okay so sweets, they'd be picky. No not because of their taste, but because of how their jaw and mouth work. Like imagine tryna feet a Yautja with their bone structure a sticky type of candy or cookie. It be a mess, it's all over their face and their agitated cause it takes a lot of tensing of their jaw to chew threw a damn cows tail okay. Sticky is a no go. But I do feel like twizzlers would be a big hit with them, along with maybe small candies that are hard that you can suck on and some form of chocolate bars. I do think they'd at-least try a caramel apple and they'd stop trying sticky food after that.

Chips

Okay but can you imagine a predator as big as they can get just sitting in the den after a. Hint eating a family size value pack of cool ranch Doritos. They'd be hooked because honestly every time I buy or see someone get Doritos they can barely wait to get home and absolute tear that shit up. Doritos are like young gravy, they hook everybody by just existing okay, and I think the Yautja would find the crunch of a chip as satisfying as snapping a small aliens neck.
I do think they'd like simple flavors like cheddar, maybe trail mix even, or hell maybe their be spontaneous and try the dill pickle flavor.(my fave.)

Ice cream

If you can get a single spoonful of human dairy near them, your lucky. I feel like Yautja have their own path of them not consuming dairy cause their female counter parts use it for their young and they mostly eat meat like things, and drink what would be like water to them. I do think they would easily get brain freeze from the cold cause their used to hot climates. I do feel like their stomach would ache from the cold dairy so I do feel like they'd avoid it at all cost but they'd allow you to eat it but they'd be watching you like your insane.

Cereal

I feel like they'd be really big on coco puffs because they taste good fry and unless they get their planets type of dairy they will consume all cereal dry. So coco puffs, captain crunch, and Krave will big their big three on cereals. They all taste good, are mildly crunchy and they can just shove handfuls into their mouth while doing any taste.

Donuts

I feel like they'd hate any donuts that leave a sticky residue and I know that they must be used to getting down and dirty if their a hunting but many will still probably hate getting sticky. Cause you know the oils that get left in the bowl after making spaghetti, your scrubbing but it won't come off. I feel like it be a sensation like that for them if a chocolate donuts covered their fingers and/or hand. They'd hate it but I feel like they'd muster threw it if it was powdered because honestly anything is good if it washes easily. So powdered, cinnamon and maybe Boston cream would be too three in their donuts flavors.

Cookies

I feel like they'd only like chips ahoy, regular chocolate chip, and maybe some other ones that aren't to, y'know sticky-
I know I've been using that word a lot but I feel as though they would had the texture that it leaves with all the oils. So I feel like home crafted cookies would be better off for them cause then they could add what they wanted.
So chocolate chip, sugar cookies and...oatmeal easing would be their big three for midnight cookies.

I'll probably do a breakfast one and maybe another usual meal time one of meats and breakfast items they prefer but ion know, probably see how this one goes first.