Budo, do you find it weird that I'm Yandere for you? I LOVE YOU! Also, I'm back from America, Ayano, do you remember me, sis?

Budo: U-uh, I already have a crush, but please don't hurt anyone 0-0 (is crushed into a hug thinking "shit this is probably gonna turn out like those shitty Ayando comics")
Ayano: I didn't know I had a sister... I mean, Hanako is my future sister-in-law, but I never had a biological sister before today... wait, does that mean Budo is my brother-in-law?
Me: Since they aren't married, no :3

Hey, Budo! My OC has something to say! *shoves Ayuna towards Budo*
"Ayuna: Budo-kun, I have a crush on you! Just kidding, I don't... BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU! I don't care if you're a fuckboy (LOL), I love you very much! Please accept my feelings!"
Your thoughts on Ayuna's confession, Budo?

Budo: U-um... I-I don't know, I have a crush already... I'm so sorry o\\\\o
Ayuna: 💔💔💔
Leo: Ò^ó fight me!!
Ayuna: Um... no thanks :<
Leo: Too bad!
(le fight to the death)

Everyone's thoughts on me shipping Ryusei with Yui since you know, Yui's evil and the headcannon is Ryusei's a pervert. I just thought it would be cute, I make the most random ships because I'm weird like that LOL

Yui: Um, okay then...
Ryusei: Eh, I said I didn't like anybody the most, so I guess that fuels the shipping train. Choo-choo!
Me: Wait, you have a crush?
Ryusei: Yes 😏

~(I had serious writer's block so I asked my best friend, squidkidadrian, for questions. Here's the one he came up with.)~

If one of your friends talked about wanting to jump off a bridge, what would you do?

Ayano: Lock them in my basement so they can't hurt themselves :)
Taro: Tell them not to! I'd never let someone do that!
Kuu: Jump off with them. Death is inevitable.
Me: Jesus fucking Christ, Kuu O-o
Midori: What's a bridge? :D
(everyone facepalms)
Info-chan: Bring my popcorn, depending on who it was.
Me: You're evil! ò^ó
Info-chan: I am~
Oka: I'd probably be the one jumping...
Midori: Oka, no! D:
Osoro: Hold them back with a death grip. They aren't jumping on my watch!

Comment asks and dares and stuff!
Shipping ones are allowed, but don't go too crazy!
~Also, eventually I won't be using self-inserts, because that's too many characters to keep track of, but for now I'll take 'em :3