HOLY FUCKSTICK IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME

I dare everyone to have a talent show and everyone has to enter except snowkitten, and the winner gets whatever they want for 5 chapters (Snowkitten will be the judge)

Me: Fuck yeah, time for some entertainment :3
Mai: (does a swan dive off the roof and into the arms of Kuu, Midori, Oka and the Basu sisters)
Me: Holy shit! :o
Kuu: (drops her) I don't get paid enough for this.
Me: Hahaha! 😆
Mai: 🌀〽️🌀

Rainbow 12: (do a human pyramid with Yui on top)
Yui: ✨😘✌️✨
Me: Awesome! :D
Kizana: Hmph. Bitch stole my spotlight.
Kokona: You aren't even...!

(Everyone else competes, Kuu and Yui win 1st place)
Kuu: (flips Mai off and strikes a pose with Yui for Yuna's photo)
Yuna: Say cheese!
Kuu: Cheese!
Yui: Crackers!

Info, slap everyone.

Info: That I can do! (walks up to Budo and slaps him first, then walks away before he can retaliate)
Yui: (blasts "You See Me Rollin'")
(Info proceeds to slap everybody else, with retaliation slaps or shoves from some people)

Midori, can you hug me pls? >~<

Midori: Anything for you! (hugs tightly) 💚

Everybody do the flop

Everyone: (splat)
Sho: I think I broke my nose...
Supana: (sarcasm) Oh, poor baby.
Sho: (flips her off) Fuck you.
Hanako: (down the hall) KISS ALREADY YOU TWO TSUNDERE FUCKS

Me: Jesus christ, I actually really missed this book! Leave more asks and dares! Just realized I have two Ask or Dare books to tend to now... Eh, I'm up for it! >:3