Ayano: Ugh... where am I...?
Muja: Are you okay, Ayano?
Ayano: Eh, yeah, I guess... (remembers what happened and blushes again)
Osana: A-Ayano, are you okay? Not like I give a shit, baka!
Ayano: I'm fine, heh.
Taro: Ayano! I'm glad you're awake.
Me: ...because we've got two more dares!
Ayano: This better not involve another 7 Minutes in Heaven.. Osoro, I blame you!
Osoro: No regrets 😎

All the clubs fight and the winner is crowned the Ultimate Club of Akademi High! Also, everyone states their crushes =w=

Ayano and Taro: (point to each other)
Pippi and Ryuto: (point to each other)
Kaga and Robot-chan: (point to each other)
Kizana and Sora: (point to each other)
Asu and Amai: (point to each other)
Hanako and Osoro: (point to each other)

Osana: I don't even need a Senpai!
Info-chan: Okay. (hands her truth serum) Can you drink this?
Osana: Sure! (drinks without reading label) Wait, I've been tricked, haven't I? o.o
Me: Yep! Well?~ >w>
Osana: (shivers, hides face, blushes and points to Ayano)
Me: O.o
Osoro: Ahahahaha! This is because of the Seven Minutes in Heaven, isn't it?! Ahaha!
Osana: S-SHUT UP!!! Go to hell, Osoro! (death stare)
Osoro: Aw, I love you too~

Budo: I'm staying out so the fans can speculate~
Me: Fine, have it your way, Martial Arts Fuckboy.
Budo: =_=
Shin: Me too!
Me: Okay, Occult Fuckboy.
Shin: (angry small bean) ò^ó

Oka: I-I don't really know... I kinda have one on Shin but I also like Taro still, and I like Ayano... oh shit (hides face)
Kokuma: I-I like... Supana...
Supana: My Eyepatch! :D
Me: God damn you, Supana, and your adorable loopholes.
Chojo: I-it may or may not be Daku...

Hayato: Saki!
Saki: ...I have two...
Kokona: Taro-senpai!
Ayano: (stabs) Nope!
Koharu: Ehm... I don't know :3
Mei: S-Sota and shin -3-
Riku: Kokona and Ayano :)
Haruto: Info-chan >u>
Info-chan: o-o Anyway, I don't really have one.

Shima: Budo-Senpai. Rawr~
Mina: Shima, don't do that. And I don't have a crush.
Juku: M-Mina.. >.<
Sho: I-I-I don't have one! Shut up, go away! You idiot! ò\\\\\\\ó

Miyuji: I have a few~
Fureddo & Geiju: (waving pink, purple and blue striped flag) We're both bi.
Me: Good enough!

Uekiya: I like Miyuji and Taro... don't kill me Yan-chan... (whimpers)
Ayano: Ugh, fine. I got enough out of killing Kokona anyway.
Saki: (shriek)
Ayano: (shouts down hall) YOU SAW NOTHING!

Mida: Someone similar to myself 😏

Daku, Muja, Megami and Sota: We don't have crushes! :>

Me: Okay, let's get started with the club-off! Everyone assemble your teams, we're going for a battle to the death!
Oka: W-what?!
Me: I'm just kidding. We go until everyone else passes out or surrenders! But killing isn't forbidden since they just come back to life.
Ghost-Kokona: Go, Kizana!
Me: Okay, enough chitchat! BATTLE STATIONS!
Ayano: What about the clubless students?
Me: Taro can fight with the Gardening Club, you go with Info-chan!
Ayano: I won't fight my Senpai!
Me: Then if the gardening and info clubs are the last ones standing, we'll have a peaceful match. Anyway, get moving everyone!
(10 mins later)
Me: I can't believe it took ten minutes to get you together. Anyway, lest begin!

(I'm too lazy and braindead to write right now so let's just skip to the end)

Me: And stop! The Occult Club wins!
Supana: Yay!
Kokuma: We rocked it!
Shin: Didja see me kick Shima in the stomach? We were awesome!
(Everyone group-hugs Oka while she smiles awkwardly and hugs everyone else)
Gardening Club: Eh, you win some, you lose some :>
Info Club: Fuck!
Martial Arts Club: (arguing about who got the closest to winning for their club)
Drama Club: :(
Art Club: At least we tried...
Sports Club: Dammit. Oh well. We'll get you next round!

Cooking Club: Congratulations! (clapping)
Yui: I should've said "break a leg", maybe that would've helped them lose >:<

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