His favorite pick up line
Freddy: Kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute. Wanna work out ~? (I saw this on fb and I had to add it XD)
Jason: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Michael: Is your name Yuki? Cos Yuno I love you
Leatherface: Penguins mate for life (he was trying to impress you so he looked up pick up lines and liked that one)
Hannibal: You're my person of interest ~
Norman: Why can't I see the stars? Because you outshine them
Ghostface: There's a sale going on in my bedroom, clothes are 100% off
Jack: Since Jack used to be a teacher, he'd hear this one often and he frequently uses it on you. 'I wanna treat you like homework, slam you down on a table and do you all night ~'
Pennywise: Penny learned a lot from watching how people typically got a girlfriend. So he decided to try out a pick up line on you. "Y/N?" "What?" "You have the smex appeal of a math book." "The f**k does that even mean?!" "Haven't you ever opened a math book and just said 'f**k me'~?" You avoided him for the rest of the day after that
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