Damn dude. I made this book January 3rd 2017

I don't know If I am actually able to continue this. Like barely anybody reads these anymore and I dont even know how to shit post like this anymore 😅

I can try, if u guys think its worth it and my shit posting skills are at the top then I'll give It another shot. Just tell me if I did good this time. Be blunt.
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HELLO EVERYBODY.

Seeka: uwu

Me: shut up this is my Intro! >:(

Okay. Now we have a problem here.

*everybody listens because I have the magic to make that happen kek*

Now I've added a lot of People into this book, and Not all of them read it anymore.

So I am Going to Basically thanos snap everyone that I am not sure if they still read, If you do comment and u can come back but if not then ye....

Thats leaves me withhhhhhhh;

*drumroll*

Mira, Seeka, hea, jacker, anddd idk if they read but I am keeping Desi and Silver cuz I need them ueu

Now onto the dares;

Ok so @jackerlaner wants everyone to 'at there gayest, the gay they ever were in their life'

Jacker: :D

Me; So so Mira just disappeared, I am assuming she's going to shoot up her school

Hea: what do I do?

Me: hmm OK u put on a dress.

Hea: wait wh- *Disappeared*

Me: OK now everybody else is already super gay but what can we do to make them gayer.

GOOGLE

*five secs later*

U M.

OK

So on R/askreddit someone asked the same question

So I don't know what to do. Maybe mira can help

*teleport powers.

Mira appears with that good ol AK-47*

Mira: bish!

Me: we need yr help being gay ;(

Mira: HISS *runs away*

Me: fack. Who else is gay...

JaCKER!

Jacker: ;( ;) my emotions are confusing.

Me: okay...

Next Dare..

The rest are from seekamittins.

Imma put them in order:

1.She dares Taurtis to read a book

2. Sam has to watch someone eat a bunny :(

3. I have to burn anybody with the letters N, I, and R in their names

4.And then I have to make everyone eat spiders and throw cats at them

Weirdo

*gives Taurtis Warriors book from seekas collection*

seeka: WAIT I DIDNT AGREE TO THIS.

Taurtis went and sat in the corner for a couple years to read that book but little did he realize That soon he will cry cuz fuck u tigerclaw*

Seeka: *evil animal crossing face*

Sam: *sad emojis while seeka eats his mom*

Me: ok so the next dare is to burn people.

Desi: *appears with her flame thrower*

Me: hmm okay now who has to die >:3

We have Gri0n.. Mira....Turtle..... Seekaa..jacker.......jerryyy.... Ok how about we just burn eveyone except me and Desi cuz we're awesome.

Uwu

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Time skip
Past the
Screaming
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Desi:... I'm alone now :(

Me: its ok child go watch some yaoi *puts her in her little corner*

Mira: what about me :(

Me: why aren't u dead

Mira: I'm fire proof

Me: oh. Ok well ive already dosed people in spiders. So now bring them to life.

Mira: ;-; *snaps dem fingers ooh yeah*

Me: ok now to throw the kittys uwu.

*Tosses cats ( including Mira and Seeka) at people.

Gri0 n cries happy tears

Everyone is happy cuz its the only good thing That has happened

Except Selina

Cuz cats are ew

Me: oKAY GUYS THATS ALL THE DARES COMMENT MORE ORi SOMETHING, *coughmakemetorturemiracough*

Bye
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