Taurtis: I'm climbing in threw the window

Taurtis: I'm inside

Sam: did he leave?

Taurtis: duh. I'm not a idiot.

Sam: thats debatable.

Taurtis: hahaha

Taurtis: looking around now where's the safe?

Sam: Jesus, dude I told you 10 Times.

Taurtis: ...?

Sam: ugh, in his bedroom.

Taurtis: ah. Going there now.

Sam: Well??

Taurtis: well what?

Sam: did you find it, moron?

Taurtis: No Stupid, wait a minute.

Sam: ?????

Taurtis: cool your jets. Its here.

Sam: now remember what we went over.

....

Sam: Taurtis?

Taurtis: yeah, i'm here. Just looking around.
This place is weird man.

Sam: who cares?

Taurtis: No, like really weird. There's no pictures or shit. Barely any furniture.

Taurtis: this guys like a Fricking Robot.

Sam: Whatever, did u crack the Safe?

Taurtis: still working on it Saheeb.

Sam: Who the hell is Saheeb?

Taurtis: a middle easter prince I read about once in a history book. From anchient times.

Taurtis: he's all full of himself and shit. You sound like him.

Sam: noted.

.....

Sam: Taurtis?

Taurtis: hang on I'm working.

Taurtis: I'm a genius. A bona Fide genius.

Sam: No your not.

Taurtis: I Cracked it! I Cracked it!

Taurtis: bearer bonds and everything like you said.

Sam: Whew!

Sam: now get out of there.

Taurtis: finally the Yakuza will leave us alone.

Taurtis: Oh no!

Sam: what?

Taurtis: he's back. He's parking his car right now.

Sam: hide, hurry!

Taurtis: okay, okay.

.....

Sam: Taurtis?

Taurtis: I'm in a closet in the hallway.

Sam: stay there...

Taurtis: There's something...

Sam: What?

Taurtis: its...

Taurtis: OMG OMG OMG THERE A FRICKING DEAD BODY IN HERE!!!

Sam: very funny.

Taurtis: No, I'm serious I wouldn't make this stuff up.

Sam: Taurtis come on...

Taurtis: I'M SERIOUS! I CAN SEE ITS EYES, I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!

Sam: OK, OK. I believe you.

Sam: Taurtis, listen to me very carefully, he can't know your there. Stay hidden. Don't move a muscle.

Taurtis: he's in the house! He's walking around.

Taurtis: the freaking corpse is staring at me!

Taurtis: CALL THE COPS. CALL THE COPS!!

Sam: I can't. You want to go to jail?

Taurtis: No. But I don't want to die.

Sam: You just have to ride this out. When he leaves again, get out of there.

Taurtis: and what if he kills me first?

Sam: thats not gonna happen. If you get in serious trouble, I'll come for you.

Taurtis: thats Soooooo comforting.

Sam: I'm your Best Friend. I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.

Taurtis: hes walking closer Sam...

Taurtis: Holy Shit. I'm scared..

Sam: deep breaths, deep breaths.

Sam: remember he doesn't know your there.

Taurtis: yet

Taurtis: Hes walking towards the closet now. OH SHIT OH SHIT.

Sam: Stay Calm. if he opens the closet, try and stay in the corner.

Sam: in a tight ball. like you used to do when you got scared as a kid.

Sam: the goal is to make yourself as small as possible.

Taurtis: okay, okay

Sam: and if you have to..use the element of surprise. Rush him.

Sam: make those judo classes count for something.

Taurtis: that was back in middle school. Like I remember any of that shit

Taurtis: WAIT

Sam: what?? What!?

Taurtis: HES OPENING THE DOOR.

Sam: I'm coming right now!

Sam: Taurtis! Taurtis? Are you there?

Sam: I'm in. I came in threw the basement Door. You there??!!

....

Sam: TAURTIS???!!

Sam: I know I don't say this enough. But I love you, I do I do.

Sam: sorry for making fun of you, you not stupid.

Sam: oh Gord, please don't Die on me.

Taurtis: I'm okay, I'm okay. He didn't see me. He grabbed some gloves and left.

Taurtis: Love you too, Dude.

Sam: I want you to leave the closet and make your way to the basement. Quietly.

Taurtis: what happened to waiting?

Sam: screw that. Remember, be quiet.

Taurtis: okay, I'm heading it of the closet Now.

Taurtis: He back in the bedroom I think.

Sam: Are you sure?

Taurtis: not really...

Sam: did you close the safe?

.....

Sam: Taurtis??

Taurtis: I'm thinking. I don't remember...

Sam: WTF, dude.

Taurtis: I'm sorry, I'm trying...

Taurtis: I can't remember honest.

Sam: whatever just get down here.

Sam: OH NO OH NO OH NO.

Sam: go back upstairs. NOW

Taurtis: Why?

Sam: he's down here. With two more bodies. Dead bodies.

Sam: he's doing something to them. I can't see what.

Taurtis: Shit, Shit. Now I'm calling the police.

Taurtis: he's a GodDamned serial killer.

Sam: oh no.

Taurtis: the call won't go through.

Sam: try again

Taurtis: no way. He could hear the ringing.

Sam: you have to try again. He's leaving the laundry room. I'm running into the bathroom.

...

Sam: Taurtis?

.....

Sam: Taurtis you there?

....

Sam: TAURTIS????

Taurtis: I hear a slicing sound outside the hallway....don't know what it is..

Taurtis: I think he's cutting up a body.

Taurtis: IM FREAKIN THE HECK OUT.

Sam: OK. Now I'm calling the police.

Sam: SHIT. My call didn't go threw either.

Sam: trying again...

Sam: What is with this house????!!!

Sam: Nothing is going threw. I keep trying.

Sam: Taurtis?

.....

Sam: TAURTIS???

Taurtis: hello Sam.

Sam: Thank gord, You're all right.

Taurtis: nope nope nope.

Sam: What?

Taurtis: this isn't taurtis...

Taurtis: I just have his phone. Hes joining the others.

Sam: YOU PSYCHOPATH!!! Don't hurt him!

Sam: YOU HEAR ME???

Taurtis: too late. You'll be joining him soon.

Sam: SCREW YOU.

Sam: the handle. I can't open the door handle.

Sam: you locked me in you Sonofabitch

Sam: LET ME OUT. NOW

Sam: ANSWER ME!

Sam: I WILL KILL YOU.

Taurtis: I'm afraid you have it backwards.