Sam: Turn off the faucet.

Taurtis: WTF are you talking about?

Sam: you left the Water running upstairs again and it's driving me nuts.

Taurtis: just turn it off yourself.

Taurtis: I didn't even use the upstairs bathroom.

Sam: well I didn't use it and Grians not home!

Sam: So, by process of Elimination, it was YOU.

Taurtis: ugh, one second you are SO lazy.

....

....

Taurtis: you left the window open in here too.

Sam: No I didn't!

Taurtis: the Window's open and the faucet is all the way on.

Taurtis: what the hell.

Sam: what is it?

Taurtis: I think someone broke in.

Sam: WHAT! NOT FUNNY TAURTIS!

Taurtis: I'm serious! There's something weird in the sink! I think its

Sam: What?!

Sam: WTF?!

Sam: whose blood is that?!

Taurtis: can you get to the safe room?

Sam: AKA the Paranoid panic Bunker??

Sam: that's only for emergencies...

Taurtis: just do it. Lemme know when you're locked in there.

*5 minutes later.*

Sam: OK....I'm in.

Sam: thank god Grian is such a paranoid weirdo...

Taurtis: just stay there. I'm going to check the guest room.

Sam: don't be stupid Taurtis!

Taurtis: oh god

Taurtis: call 911 right now

Taurtis: don't come out no matter what.

Sam: why? What's going on?

*5 minutes later*

Sam: OMG what was that noise!??

Sam: Taurtis! Are you OK??! I heard a Scream!

Taurtis: its nothing. I'm fine.

Taurtis: I tripped.

Sam: what?

Taurtis: everything is OK. Where are you?

Sam: still in the safe room.

Sam: and I'm staying right here until I know whats going on.

Sam: you told me not to come out.

Taurtis: and now I'm telling You to come out. Its fine.

Taurtis: did you already call the police?

Sam: not yet

Taurtis: Good. False alarm. Dont call them.

Sam: are you kidding me?? There was blood on the sink.

Taurtis: I probably cut myself while shaving.

Sam: you never shave upstairs.

Sam: you couldn't grow a beard if you had a gun to your head.

Taurtis: I was kidding about the blood anyway

Taurtis: just come out of there and I'll tell you what happened.

Sam: No.

Taurtis: OK....If you're not coming out...

Taurtis: you can at least tell me what the safe room is like.

Sam: what do you mean?

Taurtis: anything cool in there?

Sam: what do you think is in here?

Taurtis: guns and cash and jewels and stuff.

Sam: Maybe. Maybe not.

Taurtis: sounds like fun. I want to check it out.

Sam: No.

Taurtis: why not?

Sam: I don't think you're really Taurtis.

Taurtis: of course I'm Taurtis.

Sam: Fine. Tell me something only Taurtis would know.

Taurtis: OK..You're a HUGE pain in the ass.

Taurtis: oh, wait. EVERYONE knows that.

Sam: you'll have to do better then that.

Taurtis: I broke my arm when I was a kid.

Sam: yes you did.

Taurtis: Great. Now open the door.

Sam: There's a photo of Taurtis in the guest room.

Sam: hes standing by Grian and he's wearing a cast.

Sam: you could have seen that.

Taurtis: you're being paranoid.

Sam: it's easy to be paranoid when you're locked in a steel panic room.

Taurtis: fine. You can just stay in there.

Taurtis: this is stupid. I'm going to bed.

Sam: Answer one last question.

Sam: before I come out...

Sam: Are you REALLY my brother?

Taurtis: of course.

Sam: you swear to god?

Taurtis: yes.

Sam: I'm calling the cops now.

Taurtis: What!? Why?

Sam: because You're not my brother.

Taurtis: you're Being crazy.

Sam: the cops are on their way.

Taurtis: just unlock your door.

Taurtis: of course I'm your brother.

Sam: I Don't have a Brother.