Readers POV

I woke up and yawned, I hate life, I put on my clothes and said bye to my mom, who is actually a nice person, because apparently, everybodys mom hates them for some reason.

"Bye honey!" "Bye." I walked outside and started to go to school, I'm not like other girls, literally because I'm non binary and not a girl (maybe, gender neutral Y/n is just here.) As I was walking towards school, I met Jake/emo/alpha wolf/demon/ don't touch my tail, that's literally his name, his parents were probably drunk at that time.

"Hey there." Jake said, "Oh hey." I said back, then, another girl came, her name was Emily, "O-o-o-o-o-oh h-h-hi t-there J-jakey Boo, UwU." Emily said, oh god how many times did she stutter, that was ungodly.

"What the fuck??" I said, "S-shut u-u-up!" Emily hissed, bro what are you? A hybird princess from those weird gacha life movies? "It's ok." Jake sighed, let's just go to school already."

I agreed and continued walking, but Emily on the other hand, was having seizures and levitating, "D-d-d-don't t-touch him!" She started to fly straight to the sky, then in a sudden burst of light, she transformed to a mega hybird awesome legendary alpha fox wolf bear dog cat unicorn neon dolphin evil emo demon princess.

"I-i-i wil-l d-d-destroy y-you!." She growled in a "menacing" voice, then she started sing that oke edgy alan walker song from idk, a long time ago.

"Girl, you are a literal Mary sue, get the fuck down there, we're going to be late for class." I sighed, she started to sing the lyrics for "Darkside", " Holy shit, what the fuck is going on, you know what Y/n, let's just go to class." Jake invited, "Yeah, we should-"

We headed towards school, leaving emily, who was still singing a whole alan walker playlist.

"Finally, we're here-" I sighed in relief, thank goodness we're not late, like everybody in the class, why does everybody keep getting late, their houses are just a few bushes away from the school-

But then I remembered, everybody walks in 2 fps, so I guess it makes sense. I plopped my books on the table and got ready for class, while Jake was still struggling to tie his shoes, "You need help?" I offered, Jake turned around in embarrassment, "Yes..."

After I helped him tie his shoelaces, I asked him why he didn't know how to tie his shoelaces, since I saw him tie them yesterday, "I just forgot." "Understandable."

During class...

It's madness, students won't stop fighting, the teacher won't stop saying on how she isn't Emily's mom in secret, Emily, who was apparently here the whole time, kept on crying since two barbie dolls where beating her up, and there was some weird guy who kept on doing fortnite dances.

I ignored the insanity and continued to do my work, which was just about superpowers, which I don't have, what is this, My hero academia???

While I was just minding my business and doing my school work, one of the barbie dolls approached me, oh hell no.