Trope 1

Me:*Minding my business.*

Him: *Tries to kidnap me*

Me:  *Kicks him in the balls* Get the fuck out of my face dude!

Trope 2:

Him: *ties my wrists to the bed, tightly*

Me: HEY! COME BACK HERE! AND UNTIE ME! AND AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP LIKE THIS? You are blocking my artery! I will fucking die if you don't untie me right now!

Trope 3:

Him:  Food, eat!

Me: Bitch are you serious?! You have tied me remember?

Him: Ok, open wide!

Me: Excuse me? what are you talking about?!

Him: I meant mouth, not your legs.

Me: I WOULD RATHER STARVE THAN BE FED BY A HORNY BITCH LIKE YOU!

Trope 4:

Me: Where is my phone?

Him: why do you need it?

Me: I am bored.

Him: let's watch a movie.

Me: NO I NEED MY PHONE.

Him: Nope!

Me: FUCK YOU!

Him: Fine, but I will watch you.

Me: CAN I HAVE SOME PRIVACY PLEASE?!

HIm: GOd, you are loud.

Trope 5:

Him: *lays down on the bed*

Me: What are you doing?

Him: You love me, and I love you back!

Me: NO I DON'T! WHO SAID THAT?!

Him:...

Me: Do I look like a person with Stockholm syndrome to you?!

Him:... Yes?

Me: *takes out a kitchen knife*

Him: 😳 Where did you get that?

Me: Your house you dumass. *kills him*

End:

Me: *out of the house* finally!