Trope 1:

Mom: WAKE UP!

Me:  - the fuck, WHERE AM I?!

Mom: LANGUAGE WOMAN! You have to mind that tongue since we are selling to a K-pop band.

Me: Great, which universe am I stuck in?! HECK, I DON'T EVEN LIKE THEM! but it's convenient, for those who like it.

Trope 1 (alt.):

Mom, dad: You have to live with these eight men, because they helped our company, and you are the payment.

Me: 😑 and you didn't even resist?! You guys are my parents for god's sake?! Fuck not even a simple goodbye!  FUCK YA'LL!

Trope 2:

Him (Idol/vamp/werewolf/mafia): *pins me to the wall* Hey, you should know that I own you now, and you-

Me: *Kicks him in the balls*, Fucking, get out of my face! YOU ASSHOLE!

Trope 3:

Me:  *Wearing a hoodie, and having short hair*

BFF: NO! STOP! wear this *shows a dress*, so that you look beautiful, and let's put on some extensions, to that disgusting short hair.

Me: No, I think I am good. *runs away*

BFF: HEY! COME BACK HERE!

Trope 4:

Me: *Removes my glasses for a while*

Boys around: *le gasps*

Me: SHIT I JUST REMOVED MY GLASSES! PISS OFF!

Trope 5:

Me: *gets pinned to the wall*  God not this again!

Him: Last time it didn't go well,  but listen, I own you, and you have to do everything I say.

Me: Oh fuck off! You don't just shove random people into walls! WHAT MAKES PEOPLE LIKE YOU SO MUCH?!

Him: You are supposed to cower in submission.

Me: COWER IN SUBMISSION?! IN YOUR DREAMS! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE A DOG TO YOU?!

Him: *leans in any way*

Me: OUT NOW! before you are dead.

Trope 6:

Bitch: Hey, I am Sarah, and nobody likes you.

Me: Thanks, I don't like to be noticed.

Bitch: And stay away from HIM, ok, he is mine.

Me: Ok, I don't like him anyway.

Bitch: Who do think you are being so perfect, effortlessly?!

Me: Wow, thanks! I am feeling quite flattered, go on.

Bitch: You are the one that I am compared to always, my parents wish me to be perfect! I wish I were you! 😭

Me: Aw, come here, *tries to calm her down*

Him: *enters shirtless*

Girls in the room: *staring at him*

Me: What kind of manners is that?! Wear a fucking shirt for god's sake.

Trope 7:

K-idol: I LOVE YOU LET ME TAKE YOU BACK TO KOREA!

Me: Ok, who the fuck are you?!

K-idol: I am the famous K-pop idol... Its a surprise you don't know me.

Me: Ok, I will be honest, I have only ever liked one k-pop song, just cause it's Star Wars Related.

K-idol: But-

Me: No, I have nothing to do with you, so it will be good if you leave

Trope 8:

Him: *coming near my bed*

Me: *done with this shit* who the fuck are you? How did you get into my house?

Him: I climbed through the window.

Me: RED FLAG RED FLAG!

Him: But I thought red flags are sexy 😏

Me: .... OUT NOW!

Trope 9:

Him: I LOVE HER SHE IS MINE!

Him 2.0: NO SHE IS MINE!

BFF: NO STOP SHE IS NOT A TOY!

Me: That line is a little too cringy and cheesy.

Him: LETS FIGHT!

His 2.0: YOU WILL BE DEAD BEFORE YOU EVEN LAY A FINGER ON  HER!

Me: ..... Can I choose none of the above?

Him: That's not a choice baby girl.

Me: *Pulls out a gun*

Him 2.0: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

Me: A gun you illiterate dumass! and let's be honest, I have the high ground.

Him: *laughs* what are you going to do with a gun? you don't even know how to defend yourself! you are a defenceless princess...

 Me: *Kills the morons* my work here is done

Trope 10:

Me: Look,  if I am going to be stopped by another idol/vamp/werewolf, I won't hold back.

BFF: But they like you because you are special Y/N! 😃

Me: WHO EVEN ARE YOU?! YOU ARE THE CHARACTER WHOM THE AUTHOR DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO GIVE A BACKSTORY TO! YOU ARE LIKE A SNOW BUNNY! LIKE AN NPC IN A GAME!

BFF: I am your BFF, silly because you have no other friends. 😄

Me: Ouch! thanks... I'm gonna go now.

Trope 11:

Me: WAIT WHY AM I BEING PUSHED INTO A FOOTBALL FIELD!

Coach: You are now in an all-boys team because you "play well".

Me: Wow, that's convenient.

Coach: Here is your jersey, but miss you don't have long hair.....

Me: So? and for your information, playing with your hair down, with long hair, is the most terrible mistake you could do, your hair could get pulled, have mud stuck in your head (BTW, playing sports in rain is the best thing, I love it.)

Coach: You do know that you are in a story written by a 12 yr old Kate right, She knows nothing about sports, and your character has been given internalized misogyny, and you can't get along with girls.... but gets along with guys.

Me: Well FUCK!

Trope 12:

Coach: OK  WE HAVE A NEW TEAMMATE, say hi.

Him 3.0: HI! OH, You look hot where are you from? And why are you playing a game like football, it's only for the boys?

Me: Dude what the fuck?! YOU AREE DEAD!

Trope 13:

Coach: Well since we won the last game, let's PARTY!

Them:  *at party drunk trying to get on with me*

Me: I want out, NOW!  *runs through the doors* Have fun, now losers!

Trope 11:

Him: Look we have been dating for 10 chapters now, so-

Me: We've been dating....?

Him: So, think let's take a step further,  *removes his jacket*

Me: WAIT! NO NO NO!  I AM ACE FOR GOD'S SAKE!

*next day*

Him: Last night was amazing!

Me:.... what? nothing happened, and for that I am glad.

Trope 12:

Me: *sick, vomiting*

Him: Are you sick, you know you could be pregnant after the last night.

Me: *Crying* FUCK SAVE ME JESUS CHRIST! Take me back! PLEASE!

End:

Lord: *puts me back where I belong*

Me: Thanks! And to my dear readers these all never occur in real life, here is the bitter truth of your life:

Boys sending you mixed signals:

Happens... happens a lot of times. Like them, just staring at you for no reason (my reaction is, Bitch didn't anyone teach you its rude to stare?!).... them sending you a message, even if you don't talk to them much..... them coming to sit next to you, even if you don't talk much with them.... them coming to talk to you, EVEN IF YOU DON'T TALK TO THEM?!

And them saying I love you:

Them saying "I LOVE YOU BITCH!"                                         

You: -ThE FuCK?!

EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T TALK TO THEM!

LET ME REMIND YOU THAT THESE ARE ALL REAL INCIDENTS, YES THIS HAPPEN IN MY LIFE!

but I don't think about it much.