Warnings

Sexual jokes and content throughout the chapters

Arranged marriage mentioned

Human sacrifice mentioned

Smut the last chapter.

Several years ago, Kakashi  and you were twelve

Kakashi finished his mission at your village; he and Might Guy were asked to celebrate an old village custom with them. You were the village's cheers daughter; even at a tough age, you were gorgeous. You had your hair down but kept out of the way with two simple braids on the side of your head. You wore a face covering made of red silk that covered your nose and chin.  You had red threads in your hair and makeup that made your eyes pop. You wore a red cloth that only went around your neck, crossed on your chest, and tied in the back. You wore a red skirt that exposed you to your waistline. You wore two bracelets with red cloth that went down to your ankles, and the bracelets also had beads on them. Two simple clothes cover your front and back end with beaded sides. You were wearing red underwear, and you had symbols up and down your arms as well as your legs and down your spine. You had glitter on your chest, and while your clan was playing their music, Might Guy was eating happily while Kakashi was sitting back bored.

"We should have left," Kakashi said as he saw people dancing.

"That would have been rude! Pluses they offered us food and a gift for helping them," Might said as he ate.

"I said we don't want a gift because it's a part of our job," Kakashi informed him.

"Y/n those two over there," your father said as you nodded.

"The one with the white hair did not of the work," your father said, nodding.

The music changed as you came out to your people, and you started dancing.

As soon as you started dancing Might Guy stopped eating and looked at you, shocked while. Kakashi was trying to catch a quick nap, but Might Guy shook Kakashi awake and was practically drooling over you while you were dancing around the fire.

"Holly crap she's hot!" He said as you locked eyes with Kakashi and started doing shimmy while you walked in a small circle and Kakashi looked at you confused until you moved the the clothes as you danced revealing how little you were wearing. You went over to him and Kakashi looked at you very confused.

"Dance with me Kakashi," you said as you held out your hand to help him up.

Both of your hands had markings on them and rings on all your fingers. He looked at you and looked away.

"Not interested," he said as you put your hands on either side of his head and kissed him on thr lips making him turn red.

"How about now?" You asked as he was about to say no again, but you took him by the wrist and pulled him into the circle your people were dancing in.

You put his hands on the lower part of your ribcage, and then you made him slide his hands down to your waistline, and you started swaying your hips side to side, and then you pulled him close and held his waistline as you started dancing. You let him go and made him let go so you could be behind him you put your hands under his arms and put his hands on his chest and you made your way down his chest down to his waistline again as you shook your hips and then you started dancing around him making his face red.

"So um is this dancing normal for kids our age I mean," he paused as you smiled.

"I learned to dance like this when I was seven, it's normal for the tribal leaders daughters to dance like this. My name is Y/n by the way," you explained.

"Oh," he said as you pulled him close to you after taking the ring off your ring finger and put it on his ring finger making it disappear.

You rocked his body with yours and spun him around while you held him close to you. You danced in a circle then danced alone and let him watch you until the song ended him and then you pulled him close again and kissed him on the cheek making him turn red again.

"I'm yours now. I'm your gift so what ever you want to do let me know," you smiled.

"Anything?" He asked.

"Yes anything," you said.

"For as long as I'm here?" He asked.

"Maybe," you smiled.

"What's the point? I mean you are my gift? I was expecting something else and that's why I didn't want the gift," he said as you smiled.

"Well what do you want to do?" You asked.

"I don't know, we could look at the stars I guess," he said as you smiled.

"Okay, do you want to get your friend?" You asked as Might Guy had dropped his food and had been flabbergasted by the way you were dancing with him.

"Kakashi! I didn't know you could dance like that!" He said as you held Kakashi's hand but he looked at you weird and made you let go so you held on to his arm instead.

"We are going to look at the stars I guess want to come with us?" Kakashi asked.

"Sure," Might Guy said.

"Here, let me get you something to snack on," you said as you tapped his chest and left his side.

"So apparently she is was our gift. I guess she does what ever we want until we leave," Kakashi said annoyed.

"We get a pretty girl?! Wow! Wait it's already dark so what do we do?" He asked.

"I don't know, I'm pretty beat from today. The travel alone was boring," Kakashi informed him.

"Could she sleep next to us tonight?" Might Guy asked.

"What no! Girls are gross!" Kakashi informed him.

"Not her she's beautiful and she smells nice. No one in the village will belive this! Maybe we could have her give us a bath to," Might Guy said as Kakashi hit him.

"No! I don't want her near me!" Kakashi said.

"Come on! Just one time! She's pretty!" Guy said.

"Fine but I'm bathing alone. The bath houses are separate for a reason!" Kakashi said as you came back with some grapes and your father.

"Hello you to, I hope she will be enough for you two. She will do what ever you ask of her within reason," he said.

"Would it be alright if we could take a bath before we go to bed tonight?" Kakashi asked.

"Yes, I'll have them make you one and my daughter here will help you with it if you like," he smiled.

"That would be nice," Guy said as A light blush went across his face while Kakashi rolled his eyes.

"Okay I can have that arranged, I'll let you two know when the bath is ready," he said as you smiled.

Kakashi and amight Guy laid in the grass a bit away from your village. You laid down next to Kakashi and tried toubfeed him grapes but Guy seemed more interested in what you were doing so you were feeding him and trying to get Kakashi to kae a grape from you but he had his eyes closed.

You put a grape in your and carefully got on top of him and pulled his mask down shocking him as you kissed him and forced the grape in his mouth making Guy shocked. You got off of him and smiled a bit.

"You need to eat more, you are to thin," you said as you covered his mouth so he would eat it.

He ate it and rolled his eyes at you annoyed. When it was bath time you just wore a tube top and the lone cloth but it was shorter and both were white. Your lone cloth was short and only went to your thighs. Kakashi was enjoying the bath and was happy you weren't around. But then you showed up with wash clothes and a bucket.

"Hey wait a minute!" Kakashi said even though he was covered up he still didn't expect you to be there.

Wereing all white make up and the same glitter on your chest. You still had all your rings on except for the one that you gave Kakashi and you took out some soaps and some oils. You took some oils out and rubbed them on your hands and started messaging Kakashi's shoulders. While you were sitting on the edge of the bath house pool.

"Am I hurting you?" You asked as he really wanted tou to leave him alone but he was actually enjoying the message.

"No, it's nice," he saidyou got in the pool and sat next to him and started messaging his whole back and washed his white hair with what you had.

You did the same thing to Guy and after they were done you brushed both of them with two different combs.

"I could get used to this," Guy smiled as he yawned.

"It's okay I guess," Kakashi said as you laid your head on Kakashi's chest and snuggled into him.

In the morning Kakashi left you as well as Guy but little did Kakashi know he was going to see you again later in life.

Present day....

It had been ten years since you last Saw Kakashi but now you were in the leaf village wearing what you wore the day you met Kakashi except without the fancy make up, rings or had markings on your body. You walked onto the village for one purpose to find Kakashi.

"Ma'am?" Rock Lee asked as turned to see a mini version of Guy standing behind you.

His face turned red instantly and he lost his ability to speak.

"Yes?" You said as he looked down at the ground.

"Do you have a reason of being here right now if you came from a different village I need... I need to see the reason why," Lee explained, "Just to recent attacks."

"I do have a hidden village pass. It's a marriage visa," you said as you yook it out of your bag you hand and gave it to him.

"Oh... married. He works in this village?" Lee asked.

"Yes he does or at least he should if he's still alive," you said as you got face to face with Lee.

"You aren't related to a man named Might Guy are you. You look like him," you stated.

"Um no, not at all related to him. Wow um... Neji help I'm embarrassing myself and I can't stop!" He said as his face was turing many shades of red.

"Never seen a woman before?" You asked.

"I... I... I'm sorry I am just really really bad at talking to women and girls. Both actually just really really bad at Neji! Help me!"'Lee yelled as Neji came into view and saw why Lee needed help.

At first Neji wasn't fazed by you until you took off your mask and his face turned red to.

"What's going on?" He asked as Lee handed you back your visa.

"She's really...." Lee said as TenTen's mouth dropped seeing you. She looked down at her chest and felt so bad.

Guy and Kakashi were running down a hill at full speed and going to cut through towns you picked up both Boyd at once and moved them out of the way before crossing your arms. As they were running your way you waited until they were super close to you before clothes lining both of them knocking them to the ground.

They all looked at you shocked as you saw Kakashi laying there shocked.

"You aged well," you said as he looked at you oddly.

"You are?" Kakashi asked.

"Your wife, so come on I don't got all day. I have one year to get pregnant so come on," you said as you grabbed him by his leg.

"Wait a minute! You're married and you didn't tell your best friend?!" Guy yelled.

"You married him?!" Lee yelled shocked.

"Yeah ten years ago, come on Kakashi!" You said as he made you let go of him.

"No! I didn't marry you!" He said as you took off his glove.

"Say two hearts, one body, one ring to rule both body and soul and mind," you said as Kakashi looked at you oddly.

"I'm not saying that it has to be a trick or something," Kakashi said as you rolled your eyes.

"Fine, remember this?" You asked as got on top if him and started making our with him through his mask.

"Hey you creepy freak get off my Sensi!" Naruto said as he tried hitting you but you caught his hand and looked at him.

"He's my husband sadly," you said as you got off of him and picked up Naruto and put him next to the other boys.

"What no! He's not married you're lying!" Naruto yelled as your ring appeared on his finger and Kakashi tried to get it off but it wasn't coming off.

"What did you do?!" Kakashi asked.

"I keep telling you that you married me! Fine I know you will remember this," you said as you put on your bracelets on with the cloths on them on and you put your mask back on. You pulled Kakashi close and he froze in terror and pushed you away.

"I.. didn't marry you!" Kakashi informed you.

"I'm your gift! You saved my whole village from dying out so you got me. I'm not really much of a gift because I'm going to be dead by the end of the year but I need to pass on what I am so come on," You said.

"Pass on, no way am I doing that I don't want kids, I hate kids!" Kakashi said as you looked at Naruto.

"Doesn't matter, you married me so you get a kid now come on," you said you grabbed Kakashi and you were dragging him towards the woods.

"Wait a minute I didn't sign up for this!" He said as crossed your arms.

"They told you I you were getting a gift did no one explain this to you?" You asked.

"I didn't want the gift. I don't except gifts unless they benefit the village not just me most of the time," Kakashi said.

"You... you didn't want me? My father said you did but you didn't know our customs so I would have to teach you," you explained.

"What's going on?" Naruto asked.

"That girls father ticked both of them into marriage for some reason," Neji said.

"I never wanted a gift especially not a wife! Why would I want a wife at twelve! Twelve! I may have been dumb but not that dumb!" Kakashi said as you looked at him shocked.

"So, that means you have no interest," you said.

"No interest at all in marriage, you, um this ring  please get it off," he smiled.

"I can't I'll die, now," you explained as as you showed him the ring and saw the days on it.

"I only have three hundred sixty five days left to live before I die. That ring tells you how many day I have left to live before I um kind of explode in a way. You see I have a spirit that I guard and it kills the holder every twenty three years. No matter where you go it goes back to the village where the holders children are and takes the oldest. Once they turn twenty three they die. So what you are telling me is that you have no interest. My father married me to you thinking you would help me later on and now not only will I die for nothing the spirit I'm holding on to will destroy my whole village and kill everyone for breaking the contract," you explained.

"You have a spirit in you?" Kakashi asked.

"Yeah a Phoenix. It helps keeps the crops green and the water flowing. They made the pact and it gets renewed every twenty three years. It has been this way for five hundred years," you said.

"So no baby to continue the legacy means a whole village will burn?" He asked.

"Wow and I thought I had problems," Naruto laughed as Neji smacked him on the back of his head.

"Yeah, maybe two because I'm connected to you!" You said.

"Great, we should talk to the Third Hokage," Kakashi said.

"And what oh find someone to make me have a baby it's not going to work! You married me which means I can't get pregnant by anyone else you idiot that ring prevents that!" You said, "you actually own me, my life is literally in that ring! You can't take it off without the words and I'm not dying early especially not now."

"Oh fuck," Kakashi said as you nodded.

"Yeah buddy! Great I just killed my whe village!" You said weakly as you decided to leave.

"Wait a minute!" Kakashi said as you just needed a break so you were heading to the woods to think.

"Let her go. We have no idea what's going on here, she could be lying for some strange reason," Guy said as a ref bad appeared on your neck making you feel pain. You backed up and you looked  a hundred feet behind you and saw Kakashi talking to Guy.

You took a running start way from them but as soon as you went ten extra feet your wrists has a red band around them and your ankles. You tried to head to the woods but they caught on fire after the pain you were feeling wasn't enough to keep you from doing what you wanted. You screamed as pain filled your body but you were determined to leave.

They looked at you in horror as you were burning and red lines started appearing on your legs and arms. You tried to fight them and tried to take them off but to no prevail and you passed out due to the pain.

"Oh no," Neji said as he went to your side as well as Lee and Naruto.

"Kakashi!" Naruto yelled as the lines were searing your skin but once Kakashi got closer to you they disappeared as well as the marks and burn marks like they never happened.

"What kid of curse is this?" Neji asked as he tried to see what it was and saw lines all over your body from when you married Kakashi.

"They are all over her body... this isn't a curse it's a spell. She's telling the truth," Neji said softly as Neji saw saw the ring and saw the design on the ring matched the invisible marking on your body.