Warnings ⚠️

Violence

Cursing

Anger issues Y/n character

Smut in the last chapter

Poisoning

Minoru Mineta, being a pervert

Threatening violence with a vegetable

(lol had to put this in here. it's so funny)

You were offered to go to U.A. High School, and you agreed. You wanted to be a hero, but you were needed due to your quirk. You were a plant. Yes, a living human but mostly plant. You had all the properties of a plant and could grow plants and make plants out of your body. You were completely green, but you had universal blood. Any blood type you could make it by copying it. However, if people were to draw blood from you, it was only good for two hours before it went bad if you stored it.

You were a wild card. No one knew your next move. You flashed a villain in public to buy time for your powers to rip them away from each other. You horrified many people, but you didn't want anyone to get shot. Your hero's name was Wild Card for a reason. You walked around the school trying to figure out the map you were given.

"What the hell? Wait, so I should have made a left....," you muttered as you were looking at the map.

You weren't paying attention when you walked into someone. You quickly used your powers to stop the other person from falling and caught some books that went up in the air.

"Hey! Thanks, sorry I wasn't paying attention. Wow," he said as you smiled.

"Sorry, I'm new. I took a wrong turn," you said.

"I'll say you are in the boy's wing of the school," he chuckled.

"Great, so I'm not even close to my class?" You asked.

"Um, no, where are you trying to go?" He asked.

"Class 1a, it's with MR. Eraser Head," you said.

"Hey, I go to that class too! My name is Eijiro Kirishima, also known as Red Riot," he said.

"Nice, Y/n, also known as Wild Card," you said.

"Wild Card? That's a weird hero name," he said.

"My powers are universal so they can be used for anything, and I got that name after flashing a crowd of my boobs to de-escalate a bomb threat and a gunman trying to shoot someone," you smiled.

"You flashed them all your?" He asked, confused.

"Yeah, then beat the gunman up like into the ground and stuff," you said.

"Oh, so you are different from other heroes," he said.

"Pretty much I know I flashed someone here or several people from here. Mostly virgins, heck, I'm wearing a skin-colored bra at all times, so they didn't see anything," you chuckled as he looked at you nervously.

"Anything to win a fight with no one dying is a win to me," you said as you followed him to his room with some of the boxes.

"I guess that's true, but you flashed them?" He asked.

"Yeah. Nice room. I have the same sandbag except mine is yellow. I may be green, but my favorite color is yellow," you said.

"It's mine too! Wow, we have a little bit in common. Hey, we can work out together. If you aren't doing anything, I do like a challenge!" He said.

"That sounds nice. I might take you up on that offer as long as it's not a date," you said.

"Guys, so that?" He asked.

"Yeah, you would be surprised," you said as you saw a picture of him and his friends.

"That's awful. Well, I will never do that. I have to close the gap between me and my friends. My quirk is pretty basic compared to everyone else's, but if I work on it, maybe I can get stronger. I want to be helpful, especially during battles. I need to be manly and tough for them!" He smiled as he started opening boxes.

It was more exercise equipment and posters he had gotten for his room.

"These your friends?" You asked as the blonde one was trying to punch him in the face in the picture.

"Oh yeah! Shoto is the one with red and white hair. He has a fire and ice quirk, the one with green hair that's Decku. He's nice and awkward, too. The blond is Katsuki Bakugo he makes nitroglycerin out of his palms and makes them explode," he explained.

"That's nice. What about everyone else in 1a?" You asked as he started to list off everyone and their quirks to you as well as a bit of their personality.

You laughed at some of the stories he told you about being in 1a for a little bit. He also told you about a pervert who was in the class that made some of the girls uncomfortable and to watch out for him. Shoto heard you laughing and was very confused since this was the boy's dorm. He saw you helping Kirishima set up his room.

"Yeah, so that's why I only take hot showers," you laughed.

"That's so weird! But sweet!" He said as Shoto came in, and you looked at him.

"Hey, Icey Hot," you smiled as he looked at you oddly.

"Icey hot?" He asked as you put up a poster for Kirishima.

"Shoto, this is Y/n. I was going to take her class, but she got lost, and she is going to be joining our class," Kirishima said.

"She isn't supposed to be here," he pointed out.

"Hey, if you want, you can help me with my room. I don't know any of the girls around here yet, and we can work out afterward if setting my room up isn't too much of a workout in itself," you smiled.

"You said you didn't come with that much stuff," he said.

"Yeah, but it needs to be put together still," you pointed out.

"None of your stuff is assembled?" He asked.

"No, why would it be? I just got here. I couldn't even find the right class with this cartoon drawing of the school," you said as you showed him.

"This is awful. Who drew this?" He asked.

"Some dude with purple berries on his head," you said.

"Yeah, he's the weird one," he said.

"Oh.... so Icey hot if you're not a pervert you can help me set up some equipment. Kirishima is vouching for you. He said, "You're nice." I don't know any girls yet, so if you want," you said.

"I'm good, come on, we are going to be late for class," Shoto said.

"Oh crap we are. Let's go," he said as he grabbed some of his school stuff.

"Great! So, what is your favorite work workout gear?" You asked.

"Sandbag," he said.

"Mine is a barbell," you smiled.

"Dude, how much can you lift without your quirk?" Kirishima asked.

"Okay, so men's barbells are normally 44   pounds while girls are normally 33, so I add ten pounds or have a men's barbell, but I have both. But if I'm using a girls' barbell, it is 130 due to the extra ten pounds I put on to even it out and for the male barbell it's only 120 I started training a year ago on and off," you said.

"That's so cool! I'm very impressed, mine a bit higher than yours but if you want we can train together!" He said.

"Well, of course, I may never outlift a man, but I can sure try to match you at least," you chuckled, "Hey Icey hot, how much can you lift?"

"That's not my name," he said.

"Look, I know it's too early for nicknames, but I already like you. Come on, smile a bit," you said as you hugged him with one of your hair strands veins.

"I don't know you, so I don't like you," he said.

"Fair enough," you smiled as you followed Kirishima to class one A.

"Oh no, it's her," Tamaki said as he quickly looked away.

"Hey, it's Wild Card! Wild card, you better keep those ladies covered here," Mirio chuckled.

"Well, I might unless your shy friend over there doesn't get knocked out again," you said as Kirishima laughed.

"He was there for that?" He laughed.

"Yeah, once he came to all he saw were boobs and he freaked out," you laughed as you went to class.

Once everyone was settled in the class, Eraserhead made you stand in front of the class to introduce yourself.

"Hello, my name is Y/n, and my hero's name is Wild Card. I'm a plant, but I am very versatile," you said as you took a piece of Kirishima's hair and absorbed it in your hand.

You turned into Kirishima, making every look at you shocked.

"Just one of the many things I can do," you said in Kirishima's voice.

"I look so hot in a skirt!" He laughed as you laughed too.

"Why thank you, I work out also I can do this," you said as you started to play music, ItaloBrothers life is a party.

You started dancing and changing your entire skin color rapidly to other colors of the rainbow. You made a Venus flytrap grow as big as you and made it start dancing with you. You shot the song off halfway through and made the plant disappear.

"That's awesome!!!" Kirishima said some of the other kids agreed.

"Your powers aren't so great!" Bakugo growled.

"To you maybe, but they don't call me wildcard for no reason. Did you know your lip shade is the same as your nipples? You will now be thinking about that all day," you said as his face turned red.

"Why would you tell me that?!" He screamed as he had to look down and away.

"Exactly," you smiled as you went to your desk with a smirk on your face.