Warnings:

Smut last in the chapter

Inappropriate jokes.

Brief nudity throughout some chapters.

Violence

Cursing

You were in the river, hidden away by trees in your under. Yeah, you weren't too worried about a bathing suit; in fact, you would just be in nothing at all, but you had to have somewhere to put your throwing stars. You had tattoos going up and down your arms, such as love on one arm, and you had its counterpart on your other arm. Without one, you couldn't have the other, so you might as well have them all.

You decided to dive to the bottom of the lake and grab some stones while you were there. You dove down, and as soon as you did, Kiba, Lee, Neji, Shikamaru, Choji, and Naruto were about to run off and jump into the lake.

"The last one in has to pay for lunch!" Naruto yelled as they jumped into the lake.

You looked up, and boy, it made your day seeing half-naked men. To say you were a pervert was an understatement. You loved showing off your body appropriately, sure, but if you had to win a fight, you had to win it. You smiled a bit as you decided to freak them out a bit. You just saw a bunch of legs, so you put a rock in one of their pockets.

"Hey!" Lee panicked as you grabbed Naruto, making him scream.

"What the hell, guys!" Choji yelled as you pulled him down a bit.

"Something just touched my ass!" Kiba yelled. As Shikamaru got his swimming trunks pulled on hard enough, they almost came clean off.

"I'll figure out what It is!" Neji said as he was about to use his byakugan, but you came out of the water before him, making everyone scream.

"Well, hello, hot stuff," you said as you grabbed Neji's face and kissed him, then laughed.

"I was hoping you were going to be hot since I was running out of breath. Thank you for the save," you smiled as Neji had enough of you and was trying to swim after you to get you.

"Come back here, you-" he paused as you exited the water, wearing only underwear and a bra.

Lee screamed again and covered his face while Naruto remained indifferent. But everyone else was turning red in the face.

"What's the big idea?!" Neji yelled.

"I was here first, and I know who you are; your name is Neji. Such a cute name for such a cute guy," you smirked.

"I don't know who you are, but you made a big mistake messing with me! No one is allowed to kiss me and get away with it," he growled.

"Virgin, huh? Whoops, well, that also gives me the upper hand," you said as you put your hair up.

"My sexual history has nothing to do with this!" He yelled.

"Oh, it's about to be since you can see right through my bra. Don't lie. I know what your eyes can do," you smirked.

"I would never! I am not a pervert!" He yelled.

"Come on, stop yelling, virgin boy wonder. You can yell for me when I tie you to my bed and do so many bad things to you. Boy, I can't wait to get my hands on you. Don't worry, I'm very legal, and I'll be gent well, not to some parts of your body but most parts," you said as his friends looked at you horrified.

"You're just as pervy sage, you know!" Naruto said.

"I'm worse! Especially since I never had a boyfriend, but God, I want one," you said as Neji didn't know what to do with you.

"You are disgusting; wait till marriage!" He said as he went after you, but you jumped up and did a handstand on his head.

"But what if I am boy crazy for you right now?" You asked as he tried hitting you, so you got off his head.

"I'm not touching you!" He said as he tried fighting you, but you dodged all his attacks.

You threw a smoke bomb, making him cough. He tried to figure out what you were planning, but by the smoke cleared, you were naked in front of him, and he was wearing your bra and underwear.

"Ahh! Put some clothes on!" He said as he covered his eyes, and everyone was horrified.

"Sure, I mean I could, but I think these are too big for me," you said as you held his swimming shorts in your hand.

"Hey!" He screamed as he looked down and saw he was in your clothes.

"Holly, hell, you look hot; you can keep those. You look way better in them than I do. You just need c cup boobs. Be careful with the underwear, though; it's all lace; with how you will those out, you will rip them if you bed over. You're also lucky it's not a thong," you said as he was buying with rage and embarrassment.

"Give me those back!" He screamed.

"Nope, you starched those out pretty good, and I honestly like these better. Do you still want to fight me naked? I am letting you know you are blocking everyone's view, probably for the best. You guys are all virgins. I wish I had some of you at my house right now. I would be all over you. Mostly you, though," you chuckled as he lost his mind.

"I hate you," he said as he was practically steaming.

"Nah, if you did, you would be fighting me still.

"You are naked! I can't fight a naked woman; it's not proper!" He said.

"Reverse harem jutsu!" Naruto said as Neji quickly got out of the way, and you deflected Naruto's attack.

"I like real men, Naruto. Also, you should think about how you attack people," you said as Naruto was on the ground covering his nuts.

"Call it the ball buster. Works every time. Anyway, see you around Neji, Naruto. Bye, Lee! I am a massive fan of yours. By Choji, Shikamaru, by Kiba," you said as you waved and took Neji's swim shorts and walked off into the woods, making Neji angry as hell.

"Come back here and fight me!" He screamed.

"Of I do, I will end up on top of you naked, and if I do win, which I will, I will fully make out with you. Is that what you want?" You asked.

"You won't degrade me like this!" He yelled.

"Keep that up, and your balls will fall out of those panties," you smiled, "enjoy the view of my ass," you smiled as you walked away with his shorts whistling.

"I'm a Jōnin! I will find you!" He yelled.

"I have never seen anyone switch clothes like that let alone be naked and fight!" Lee said shocked.

"Neji! How dare you block the view!" Kiba said.

"Even nine tails felt that!" Naruto said as he was a puddle on the ground.

You got dressed and were walking through the woods when you saw the girls and Sasuke.

"I told you not to eat that didn't I?!" Sakura said.

"It was worth it," he said.

"Hey ladies, Sasuke. Neji is wearing me under, so don't let him bend over. He may have a nice waist, but his nuts will bust out of them like how I busted out of my prostitute outfit. At least that bra did its job. Oh yeah, also, he's wearing my bra," you added before walking off with Neji's trunks.

"Did you know her Sasuke?" Ino asked.

"No idea who she is, but those are Neji's trunks," he said. Qasim was going to fight you, but you were gone.

"I'm going after her!" Neji growled as he was greater than Tenten, Ino, Sakura, Sasuke, and Hinata.

"Ahhh!" Neji screamed as he tried to cover himself up but the girls started laughing.

"Wow.... um, Neji, you are going to bust out of those," Tenten said, trying not to look.

He didn't care anymore. He went to grab his clothes only to find you left a lipstick kiss on the collar of his shirt, making him even more livid.

"I'm saving myself till marriage, you she-devil! I will never sleep with you ever!" He screamed as he went to get to the river to get it off, only to feel your underwear bunch up in really bad places.

"What did she do to him?" Ino asked.

"She kissed him and stripped him of his clothes. She also was completely naked in front of him. I wish I could have seen her fully," Kiba said.

"You pervert!" I said.

"I can't help it, she wasn't bothered by being naked in front of Neji," he said.

"She was pretty," Lee said as his face turned red.

"No, she wasn't!!!" Neji yelled.