"Here we go! Will he stick the landing?!" You asked as you flipped a pepper onto the cutting border.

"And the crowd goes wild! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ten points...." You paused as Bakugo looked at you.

"You going to fuck around or cook?!" He asked.

"Both?" You said more like a question.

He looked at you, annoyed, and you smiled awkwardly.

"Okay, I'll leave you alone," you said as you decided to call your brother.

"Hi Mezou!" You said as he looked up from his book.

"Hey," he said as you went to your bedroom, and Minoru watched you leave.

"She is starting to grow on me; I just wish she had bigger boobs," he said as Mezou quickly covered Minoru's mouth and pushed him into the couch.

"Stop, no one wants to hear about your preferences in women. Her quirk makes her small; there is nothing she can do about it, so shut up," he said, annoyed.

He let go, but as soon as he was about to say something, he covered his mouth again. Mezou didn't want to hear it, mainly because he was talking about it in the locker room, anywhere he could. Minoru wished you were bigger and had a figure like the other girls so he could creep on you.

"I was thinking about asking her out, actually," Denki said as Mezou read his book but stopped.

"Wait, what? Why?!" Minoru asked, shocked.

"She's funny, and she's cute even though she doesn't look like an adult," he said as Mezou sat there pretending to read the book he had in his hands.

"So when are you going to tell her?! Are you going to take pictures of..." Minoru didn't finish before Mezou covered his mouth but was a lot rougher than he was before.

"Take any pictures of her in any stage of undress, and you will have more to worry about than your looks," he said as Minoru smiled a bit.

"Okay, message received...," he said awkwardly as Mezou got up and went looking for you.

He wouldn't say anything about Denki liking you; he wanted to know if Minoru was creeping on you.

"So then I said, watch me! That's how I ended up balls deep in a Subway meatball sandwich. That was a good sandwich," Mezou heard a voice say as he went perfectly to your phone face up on the floor.

"Do you know where Y/n went?" Mezou asked as he picked up your phone and saw you had been FaceTiming someone.

"Who... well, hello! Hey, sexy girlfriend! You will not believe who I am on the phone with now!" The man said.

"You already told me yellow eyes; it's your sister, silly!" A girl yelled.

"You must be Mezou!!! It must be my sister's friend. The mask is a dead giveaway. Anyway, tell me some details! You spot her all the time, right? Are you dating or not? Thinking about it or what? How do you feel about spicy food? Favorite food? Oh, by the way, I'm cooking, and I'm not wearing any clothes besides an apron and a thong my girlfriend got me. I don't recommend it; I just did it because I was like, girls wear these things; how do you wear them? And my gosh, it feels like the boys are falling out! So if you see my ass, sorry. Wait, so you have my sister's phone? That means she lost it. Hold on. Hey Tracey, where is the cowbell!" He hollered.

"Behind the toaster!" She yelled.

"Y/n, you forgot me again! Y/n, I'm here!!" Your brother yelled as he shook the bell loudly, but you didn't come.

"Man, she must be looking for me. Anyway, tell me about yourself while you find her. I want to know everything!" He said as your brother got out some popcorn.

Your brother had yellow eyes and webbed fingers. But the webbing was blue, and he had a blue tail resembling a whip. It had a narrow tip, and your brother was waiting to hear all about him.

"Um... I don't talk about myself," he said.

"Come on! I'm her brother. She tells me everything. I mean, heck, you and some other people are her screen saver. By the way, have you thought about modeling at all? You are jacked like our sister! You would make a great model for a magazine," he said as Mezou wanted to hide from your brother.

"No, it never crossed my mind.
Y/n Never said she had a brother or a sister," Mezou said as he went looking for you.

"Oh yeah? It's probably because you never asked. She likes to talk about us, but we are heteromorphs. She's the only one who isn't, well, she is, but it's hard to explain. So anyway, you didn't answer any of my questions. Do you like my sister? Are you dating, not dating, just friends, or what?" He asked.

"We are just friends; I just spot her because her quirk can get her hurt. It has to be perfectly timed constantly, but things happen," he said.

"Oh, that's nice of you. I'm glad Y/n has you looking after her and all her other friends. Do you know who she spends the most time with? Like which guy she spends time with the most?" He asked.

"She spends about an even amount with all of us; I don't think she's interested in a relationship right now," Mezou said.

"Aww, man! I wish she were. I just wanted to make fun of her," he said as he heard sizzling.

"Hold up, is someone cooking?!" He asked, getting super close to the screen.

"Yeah," he said as he showed your brother who was cooking.

"Oh my gosh! Hey Bakugo! What are you cooking!" Your brother said as Bakugo looked and saw your brother.

"Who the fuck are you?!" He asked about real to throw hands at him.

"My name is Zack. I'm Y/n's brother. So my sister said you are the one who likes spicy food. Well, I gave her some seasoning called Demon Killer pepper seasoning. You should ask her to provide you with some. Just don't get a lot; it has some of the spiciest peppers in the world," Zack said.

"Are you calling me a baby, you yellow-eyed idiot!!!" He screamed.

"Oh, so you are the aggressive one. Sorry, sorry, I forgot; no, it's not a challenge at all. I swear it's super spicy," Zack said.

"I bet I can take the heat! I will put half of the container in my food!" He yelled.

"What, no!!! Please don't do that; it will send you to the emergency room!" He panicked.

"Who rang that cowbell?" Your mother asked.

"Oh, y/n lost her phone. It will take a bit to find her," Zack said.

"Why are you wearing a thong, and which friend is it?" Your mom asked as she took the phone and saw Bakugo and your other friends.

Your mother was completely blue and had yellow eyes.

"Hi! Oh my goodness! You are all so cute! Aww, she has so many friends. Wait, who is holding the phone?" Your mother asked as Mezou turned the phone around, and she squealed.

"Oh my gosh, you are so adorable! Honey! Mezou is on the phone!!" She yelled.

"Wait, that shirtless guy?" Your father asked as he came to the phone, and his skin was bright red like a tomato.

He returned to normal, and his skin was pale like your brothers.

"Hey, Mezou! Just letting you know you have to ask us to ask my daughter out before you ask her out, got it?" He asked.

"Look at him; he's so adorable!! Bakugo is like Steve, you know, the angry yellow cat we had. He reminds me of Steve! I thought I recognized the yelling. I could hear him yelling over so many phone calls we had!" She said.

"Mommy, please stop! You are embarrassing Mezou!" Kevin said.

"Wait, Bakugo is that spiky blonde hair kid, right?" Your dad asked.

"Yeah," your mom said as she got out her phone and showed him the picture.

"Oh gosh, he does! That's great, man. I miss Steve," your father said.

"Mezou can take it. Come on, I bet he gets called cute all the time. He's so adorable! You know you are invited over any time, and so is everyone else!" Your mother said.

"Ma! Can I have my phone back, please!" He begged.

"I just can't believe how cute all the Y/n friends are! Wait, how do I take a screenshot?" Your mom asked.

Mezo was blushing hard and wanted out of this weird situation he got himself into. He looked at the others, who were visibly confused at what was happening, and Bakugo was bringing pure rage.

"I'm not a cat!!!" He finally screamed, making your mother laugh.

"There it is; I thought he was broken. He's so cute when he's angry! Do you think Bakugo would be a good match for Y/n? Hey Bakugo, are you single right   now?" She asked.

"Mom, stop it!" Zack yelled.

"I'm not dating your crazy daughter!" Bakugo yelled.

"Has anyone seen my phone?" You asked as you appeared with a breadstick and a blanket tied to you to make it look like you had a cape on.

"Where did you get the bread stick from?!" Bakugo asked.

"Oh, I went to the store. I'm a Wizard. I'm my family's D and D campaign, and I needed a breadstick to lure some monsters out of a cave so we could get the treasure. It's for tomorrow," you said with a smile.

"Y/n, give some of that demon killer pepper seasoning you have," Bakugo said as you looked at him, shocked.

"Zack! We don't give that to regular people; we can have it because of our quirks!" Your mother said.

"You don't want that. It's spicy. It's made out of the spiciest peppers in the world. You don't want it," you said.

"I'm not a wimp! If you can take it, so can I!" He said.

"I'll talk to you guys later; I love you," you said as you hung up the phone and sighed weakly.

You went to your room and grabbed the seasoning. You put the slightest bit in the stew he made, but he took it from you and put a bunch more in. You grabbed the milk from the fridge and the trash can and waited to see what would happen.

"Can't be that spicy," he said as he started eating the stew, but within three bights, Bakugo grabbed the milk and chugged it.

"Bakugo, slow down! You are going to get sick!" You said as you were rubbing his back.

"What the fuck is that?! You trying to kill people with that?!" He asked.

"What, no, it's how I get my second d quirk to kick in if I need it to. Plus, it takes good," you said as you grabbed the stew and started eating it.

Your skin started to turn bright red, and once it was all gone, you smiled and lifted the table.

"See, now, no more of that," you said as you returned to normal.

After dinner, it was quiet. Mezou was in his room reading again. He liked to read, and it was his favorite pastime besides painting. He heard a frantic knock at his door, and then you appeared on his lap.

"Y/n, if you are going to be in here, the door needs to be open, right?" He asked.

"Sorry, do you want to hang out with me?!" You asked as you went to open the door.

You opened the door and then went back to him.

"Come on, it will be so much fun!" You said as you moved as close to him as possible to the point you were face to face. He was trying to remain calm, but you were in his space.

It wasn't a bad thing, but he was covering the lower part of his face with his book, as you patiently quoted for his answer.

"Has anyone told you about personal space?" He asked.

"Yes! But I will have to teleport you for us to go!" You said happily.

Fumikage paused as he walked by Mezou's room, and you waved. He awkwardly waved back, then shut the door since you were on Mezou's lap.

"Y/n," he sighed.

"What?" You asked.

"Never mind, we can hang out," he said.

"Yes!!!" You yelled as you put some glow stick necklaces on him, then teleported him into your room.

He landed on the floor while you landed on top of him.

"Got him!" You said that some girls were there, Kirishima was there with Izuku, and your parents were on tour TV having a rave in their house.

"Hey!" Your sister said they looked like your dad but had bright red skin and four arms like him as well.

She was a towering six-foot-eight woman with huge muscles and a bit shorter than your dad.

"So that is little Mezou, huh?" She asked as her human husband came into view, and he was the very definition of a nerd.

Your brother's girlfriend was rather hot and had a tattoo sleeve on her left arm.

"I'll go get Fumikage next!" You said as you disappeared.

"Hey, shoji!" Kirishima said.

"She is having a rave in her room? I thought it would be something quiet," Mezou said as he got up off the floor.

"I..." Fumikage appeared in your room and looked around.

"I just needed a shower," he said as he sighed awkwardly.

"I'm going to get Bakugo!" You said as you disappeared again.

"What is this?" He asked.

"Y/n is having a rave in her room...," Mezou said.

"Best party ever!" Mina said.

"You know, next time, close the door if you are going to," Fumikage paused.

"She got on top of me to teleport us. There is nothing between us," he said.

"Just saying for future reference," he said as you returned.

"He threatened to blow me up. But are you having fun?" You asked.

"I didn't think hanging out would be like this," he said as he was not really interested in parties.

"Come on you just have to let loose a once in a while!" You said as you grabbed his hands and started dancing with him even though he wasn't dancing with you.

He was really mature for his age while you seemed like a child still. You loved having fun and tried to include everyone with your joy. You heard a knock at the door and quickly opened it to see Shoto was there.

"Shoto!" You said as you hugged him and bounced up and down with him in your arms.

"I made a terrible mistake," he said as you gave him some glasses and a soda.

Little did they know this was the last day you would be this way with them.