Warnings:

You have a few screws loose.

Smut last chapter

Cursing

Violence

Dark humor

You were not ordinary at all; your quirk was creepy but valuable. You could make puppets out of nothing, as realistic as you wanted, and control them. You could control fifty puppets as long as they were average human height. Half that if they were slightly above average or double the height, and ten could reach forty feet tall. They could go through anything and move however they wanted, but you had to be close by. You had to be within a half-mile range of all the puppets, or they would fall apart and be unusable.

You were going to be transferring to a new school soon due to your impressive quirk, so you got recommended. You, however, wanted to meet your class 1A before they met you, so you stocked them a bit during work studies. You got bored relatively quickly, so you decided to make a fun game out of it by stealing their pants in public.

"I can't wait to be a hero!" Kirishima said as Shoto walked beside him.

"We have a lot of work ahead of us," Shoto said as Kirishima's pants seemingly disappeared.

"Yeah, hey!!! What the hell not again!" Kirishima said as he covered himself, and Shoto looked down at himself.

"This is why I wore two," he said as they started to head back to the dorms, but as Shoto got to the door, his second pair of paints disappeared.

Shoto looked down and Hmmed a confused expression and looked around.

"Why our pants? Can't you steal our shirts or something?" Shoto asked as He entered the building, and his shirt completely unraveled and disappeared onto the floor.

"He or she did steal something else," Kirishima laughed as Momo blushed.

"Why? You do know I will burn you," he said as he went straight to his room.

"You got pantsed to?" Fumikage asked as Tenya came back from a work-study.

"Kirishima, you must wear pants outside of your bedroom!" Tenya yelled as Fumikage sighed.

"All of us guys have been getting pantsed in public!" Fumikage said as Tenya came into the building, but then his pants unraveled and turned into a puppet, and it flipped him off.

"Hey, that's rude! Give me back my pants!" He yelled as the doll started running.

It hopped into Fumikage's sweatpants pocket, and then his pants came off and disappeared.

"Fucking shit! I liked those pants!" Fumikage said, annoyed.

"Okay, that's it! Man-to-man meeting!" He yelled as he gathered all the guys in the class.

All the girls came to mainly because this had been gone on the last four days. Why? No one knew but you.

"Okay, does anyone know how our clothes unravel?" Tenya asked.

"If we did, then we could stop it," Shoto said.

"Why haven't my pants been taken? I haven't worn any boxers since this started!" Minoru smiled.

"Okay, so we are dealing with a girl," Tenya said, disturbed.

"She hasn't taken any of my clothes; she made me a quilt," Mezou said as he pulled out a fluffy quilt.

"Why do you get a quilt!" Izuku asked.

"I don't know, but it's soft. Also, it's handmade. It's the nicest quilt I have ever gotten," Mezou said as Mina came and touched the quilt.

"What the hell? This is nice! It's so soft, and it's heavy, too," she said.

"Enough with the stupid quilt! We need to blow this bitch up!" Bakugo yelled.

"Um... I think that will have to wait," Mashirao said as you made a small stage and Right Round started playing, and your dolls came up from the floor.

Bakugo, Shoto, Izuku, Kirishima, and Tenya were all pole dancing together, and others were dancing on tables. All the girls were in Goth outfits and platform shoes. Only a few people were spared from your show, and that was Mezo and the quiet rock guy.

"What the fuck?!" Bakugo yelled as all four of the front dolls started stripping, and you made Bakugo lick the stripper pole seductively.

"Oh my god," Ochako said as she couldn't look away seeing the guys twerk and grind on each other.

Minoru was jailed for Perverts while your other characters danced and sang the song. Fack dollar bills were falling on the characters, and no one knew what to say or do about this. Finally, it was over, but all the male dolls had no clothes on but boxers except for the two you spared. They all bowed and disappeared onto the floor.

"I don't even know," Fumikage said as Izuku was scared for life.

"Whoever you are, I will find you and fight you!" Tenya yelled as you decided to head home.

Four days have passed since you stole and turned the boy's clothes into quilts. You put them in a box, dropped them off, and told the friendly receptionist not to mention your name before leaving the area. Tenya and some other heroes were fighting a monster, and they were losing badly. You stood back and watched before putting your mask on.

Your outfit was made out of patches of materials, and you had a mask that was half happy and half sad. It is a crack design that goes from the forehead to the tip of your nose. You had a top hat made of patches and a sure jacket with two tails made of patches. Your tie was also patched, and your shoes looked worn, but that wasn't the case. You had a staff that the rig leader of a circus would have. It was black with a gold ball on top, and you had white gloves.

You caught Tenya by the leg by having a puppet arm grab him before he was sent flying further down the street.

He looked at you, and you did a handstand to look at him better.

"Hello, would you like some assistance?" You asked as you made your feet touch the ground, but you were still looking at him.

"I don't know you," he said as you nodded.

"True. Would you like to hear a joke?" You asked as he looked at you, shocked.

"Right now at a time like this?" He asked.

"Yes, I believe jokes lighten the mood. So would you like the joke or my name first?" You asked as you turned him upright.

"Can it wait?!" He asked as a car was thrown, and you used a puppet hand to catch it and set it down.

"Hmmm, it's not nice, you know. I know your name, but you don't know mine. My name is Patches, the puppet master. But I normally just go by Patches or P or puppet master. So, do you have this, or do you want my help? You seem to have a handle on this," you said as Izuku was thrown down the street, but you made a puppet hand to catch him.

"Is that sarcasm?" He asked.

"I don't know if you are wearing the boxers with the hearts, no. If you are wearing your car boxers, then yes," you said as he looked offended.

"You! You have been stealing my clothes!!" He growled.

"Yes. Now, if you excuse me, I have to fight a monster. Well, a person that can turn into a monster," you said as you took off your top hat and bowed.

You entered the middle of the street, music started playing as drummer boys, and musicians began coming from the walls and the road. You started marching in place and with the puppets that looked human. Some looked like they came out of a horror movie and were crawling on the side of the sides of the building. Some stood tall, making a small army, and you started singing Freaks by Jason Clarke as your band started singing and playing the music. You ended up marching in place while letting your army of puppets attack the monster while you got on top of a car and started singing and dancing on top of the heavily damaged car. Your puppets started fighting the monster, and they were being ripped apart and exploding as they set off bombs.

Parts flew everywhere, and puppets started coming to you as you danced around and repeated the song. Flames were forming and explosives were going off. They began to cover you in their bodies and then merged together, and soon there was not a single puppet on the street because you made a ten-story puppet that looked like you. Its staff turned into a hammer, and you started running down the street and hit the monster with full force as you were singing away. The person caught your hammer the second time, but you came out of your puppet and jumped on the tie and swung in the air singing, then launched yourself up in the air and turned your staff into a hammer. You smashed his head, turning him back to normal.

Dozens of puppet look-alike started coming out of the giant puppet as it crumbled. A puppet look alike hit the guy upward, and you hit him down harder, making him hit the ground. Your puppets began merging with the ground, creating a concrete seal on the guy while some landed on the ground. You were caught by a puppet hand and set down on the ground and were still singing the same song and dancing away. You were singing with your puppet look alike, and the man tried to get up but couldn't.

"What the hell?" Shoto asked as you stopped singing and dancing.

"Wow, that was too easy. I can let you go if you want to try again," you said as you did a handstand, and a puppet got on your feet, then did the splits.

"You bitch!" He growled.

"Oh, no fun. You are mean to me; I know how you can make it up to me," you said as you let him go and covered his arms in concrete sleeves and legs.

You started making him dance down the street like a ballerina and gave him to Tenya.

"Here you go; you worked hard to make him weak enough for me to fight him. You should bring him in. It's been nice knowing you. See you in class soon," you said as you tipped your hat and made your hammer turn into a staff again.

You put your staff in your belt and did a handstand. You bent your legs over so they dangledthem close to your head and started walking on your hands while some of your puppets danced or copied you. Some were doing cart wheels while singing and Tenya looked at you shocked. Shotk and Izuku walked to Tenya and watched as your copies followed you.

"What just happened?!" Izuku asked.

"She's the puppet master, my dad worked with her once. She is insane from what he told me. She is the embodiment of chaos," Shoto said.

"She said see you in class," Tenya said.

"Class?" Shoto asked.

"She's going to destroy our class!" He tenya yelled.