Mezou and your relationship Improved significantly since you both ended up on TV and in the newspaper, but you two were labeled as a couple, which you weren't. You exercised with mostly shoji; now, he was still a man of few words to you. You were also, but you were constantly surprising people with your random skills. You could knit and sew, and on top of that, you were an excellent cook. People stopped cooking during class to watch you because you were setting food on fire, and you used every bit of ingredients given to you so there wasn't anything left over.

You were with Denki on a work-study, and you saw the electric rabbit as a pro hero to study under for a little bit. Tight now, you were stuck between a rock and a hard place. The rock, inevitable death, the hard spot, and the electric bunny were captured, and so was Denki. You weren't surprised since the bad guys were immune to electricity quirks.

You followed the guys back to the villains layer, and they were laughing and drinking.

"Bro, you're a lady!" Denki said, shocked.

"Yep, you fried your brain. Hey, energizer, how are you holding up?" You asked as he was terrified and trying to get out.

He tried to cut himself loose, but to prevail, no. A villain came over and smacked him hard, and you smiled as you saw bottles of alcohol.

"What are you smiling for?" A man asked as you smiled at him.

"Well, I see two options here; both aren't great, so how about if we have a drinking contest? I mean, I may not be old enough to drink so that you will win. If you somehow lose to me, then you let us go," you said as the guy looked at you with a smirk.

"Blades!" Denki said, shocked.

"What? Can't I have a drink before I get murdered?" You asked as the guy decided to drink with you.

He untied you while three people held guns to your friend's heads.

"You can't drink. You are underage!" Electric Bunny yelled as you smiled.

"Exactly!" You said as guys got some shot glasses out and set out a bottle.

Fifteen shots later of the most potent vodka, the guy was having issues while you were relatively okay. You had one last shot and drank the rest of the bottle, then went to their bar popped off two more vodka bottle tops and started drinking them both simultaneously. You did it with two more bottles, then two more, and alcohol went down your neck and on your suit while everyone looked at you, shocked.

You landed up twenty shot glasses lit, them on fire, and drank those too before leaning on the bar.

"I guess I win," you said as the villains tried to kill you, but you quickly hit their pressure points and knocked them out and untied your friends.

"What the hell was that?!" Denki asked as you smiled.

"Have you ever drank with a Russian? He taught me how to drink and out drink people. I'm horny and hungry let's go home and party!" You yelled.

"Oh no," he said as you ran through a wall and took it out.

"Is your friend going to be fine?" The Electric bunny asked.

"No, no she's not," he said as they helped you get home after calling the cops.

They took you home and you were so drunk you could barely stand but you were happy and laughing.

"Okay, y/n stay here," denki said as you looked at him confused.

"You aren't my daddy, nor my husband," you said as he sighed.

"Just stay!" He said as he left you on the couch and started getting people.

Mezou came back from working out and smelled alcohol but didn't think about it to much due to some cleaners smelling like it. You saw him and was shocked seeing him grabbing a snack. You went up behind him and waited for the perfect moment to smack his ass. He dropped some things out of a cabinet and went to get them. As soon as he bent over, you smacked him as hard as you could, scarring him.

He turned around quickly after nearly falling into the other lower cabinets and you were laughing like a mad man.

"Hey you sexy bitch!" You yelled as he looked at you horrified .

"Y/n I told you to stay!" Denki said as you Kirishima, Izuku, Bakugo, shoto, and some of the girls came to help you.

"I ain't no dog son! Plus I found this sexy hot mess, I have no idea who he is but I found him!" You said we you almost hit him in the nuts but thankfully he moved out of the way fast enough.

"How much did she drink?" Momo asked.

"Eight," denki said

"Shots?" Kirishima asked.

"Eight bottles total and some shots. Well the shot glasses were huge... maybe five of vodka bottles and thirty-five shots of vodka," Denki answered as they all looked at you shocked.

"Why did she drink that much, how did she get it and why?" Mezou asked as you discovered the zipper on your suit and you slowly unzipped it.

"Dude I got boobs! Wait I'm a woman?!" You asked as Mezou didn't know what to say or do.

"So me and my superhero study may have gotten defeated in a battle and in order to make sure we didn't die she started a drinking contest and won," denki explained.

"Why didn't you tell me I have boobs? When did this happen?" You asked as Mezou sighed.

"You need a shower I can smell you from here," Ochako said as you grabbed the spray hose from the sink and was so shocked by how far it went.

"Bro this is as long as the snake in my pants," you said as he sighed.

"Y/n you have always been a woman you don't have that and never will," Mezou explained kindly as you looked at him insulted.

"I will grow one!" You said.

"That is physically impossible," he said.

"It's not either!" You said as you started getting angrier.

"Okay how about we calm down and get you some water and maybe a shower," Kirishima said as you turned on the water to the was mesmerized by it.

"See even this guy has a dick but why is it see through?" You asked as Mezou sighed.

"Okay it is shower time!" Momo said as an evil grin went across your face.

"Damn right it is!" You said as yiu sprayed people with the spray hose and took off running.

"Oh my god even when drunk she is crazy!" Bakugo yelled as he and shoto went after you.

You threw furniture at them and they caught some of it while dodging the rest. While everyone was going after you. You manged to slip threw there fingers.

"I'll only shower with this sexy thing right here!" You said as you grabbed Mezou and was shocked.

"My god you are built like a slut! I love you!" You said as you picked him up and started carring him away.

"Put me down!" He said as you did only to pick him up bridle style.

"Mine!" You said as he wiggled out oof your grip and you grabbed him by his ankles and and started pulling him to your room.

"Y/n! Come on! I'm not a toy!" He said as yiu were dragging him.

"Yeah I'm not going near her," Denki said as everyone was shocked and trying to stop you.

Mezou wasn't really fighting back he didn't want to hurt you because he knew why you were drunk. However you were dragging him to your room and he didn't want you to do anything weird to him. He was actually getting scared and he never was really this scared before. He didn't want you to take off his mask and show people his scars and he surely didn't want you to take off his pants or to even try. The fear of actually hurting you was making everything even worse. He didn't want to look at you with the bruises he would maybe cause you. You were tough but a lot smaller then he was physically.

You let him go after a bit and took off running because you felt like it which made him breath a sigh of relief but then you had a towel in your hand.

"Shower?!" You asked as he immediately got off the floor and put as much weight as he could on you to hold you still.

"No, I'm not showering with you," he said as you looked at him confused.

"Why? You smell like vodka! Go mother Russia!" You yelled as you tried to move but failed.

"You are drunk not me!" He said.

"Whatever take off your clothes and get in the shower!" You said.

"No! Look I don't want to do that and I will never do that!" He said.

"But your gay it's fine, I don't give a rats ass," you said.

"I'm gay? No, no I'm not gay. Is that why you...," he paused realizing even though you were drunker then a skunk yiu knew you were safe with him.

He covered you up when you had to air dry your suit and even though you had no idea who he was you did know and was practically asking him to help you.

"I know your gay it's fine! Look that water fall of what ever liquid water stuff is not going to stop me from seeing this slutty master piece fight a troll," you said.

"I'm not gay! I like women," he said.

"Gay! We all know when a woman likes women it means they are gay," you said.

"I'm not a woman Y/n!" He said.

"I need to see some evidence of that!" You smiled as you you tried going after his shirt.

"No! Y/n I'm a man okay? You are just going to have to take my word for it!" He said as you let out a loud sigh.

"No! Come on, we need to shower!" You said as you liked his hand making him let go of you quickly.

"Y/n!" He said as you Bakugo tried to get you but you started fighting him.

Mezou went to your room and found your cellphone. It was password protected but knowing you it was something he would never guess. He tried tried to put in a pin but none worked and he had a wait a minute to try again. He hit the sos button on your phone and found your father's contact and called him. After a single ring he picked up.

"Troy," he said.

"Your daughter is drunk and fighting students and throwing things. She had five vodka bottles and thirty-five shots I think. I don't honestly know she was on a work study but got captured and drank her way out. Also she tried to get me to go into the shower with her but I didn't and won't go with her Sir. I don't know what to do with her and I'm afraid she is going to hurt herself or others," he explained.

"Shoji. Interesting that she can drink that much and still stand. She wanted to go into the shower with you?" He asked

"Yes sir naked I'm afraid and she tried but I wouldn't let her. You don't have to worry about me doing anything inappropriate to her but she is not herself," he explained.

"So you called me?" He asked.

"As soon as I could. We tried to take care of her but even when drunk she's tough. I don't want to hurt her, I know she can't help it but I don't want her to hurt others or do end up... with out clothes. She thinks she's a man. I don't actually know what she's thinking but I know she thought I was a woman and gay," he said.

"Does she have a love interest at school that I am unaware of?" He asked.

"No, not that I know of. Most of the guys in class are scared of her or respect her to much and she hasn't told me anything about liking a guy or girl. Not that she would anyway knowing her," he said.

"But she strictly went after you first?" He asked.

"I'm afraid so yes," he said.

"Okay since she is obviously drunk and she is not hostile towards you. You need to calm her down. In the bottom drawer in her night stand there is a bag of chocolate pretzels, if there is just regular pretzels there should be a candy bar near it. They are her favorite snack ever since she was three. In the second drawer there is a packet. The packet is us a sedative she carries with her just in case she fells unsafe in a crowded setting. She uses it on people mostly that make her uncomfortable on work studies. There should be a juice box near by. Put it in a glass if she can hold it and put only half of the packet in the drink. Any more then that will make her sleep for days I'd she has that much alcohol in her system. If she doesn't respond to you calling her by name shake thw bag of pretzels in front of her.

She should realize what they are depending how far gone she is. How long ago did she drink the alcohol?" Troy asked.

"I don't know, I'm guessing two to three hours ago," he said.

"Good, so she should still recognize you as her friend and not as a foe. I'd she starts being violent tou need to hit her. I know you don't want to but you will have to and worse case scenario there is an injectable sedative in the top drawer. Get her arm or her thigh. Her mother is a heavy drinker and mean when drunk. Under any circumstances do not and I mean do not say anything about her mother. It's a sour spot and she will get violent. She has never been drunk around me but the fact that she is still walking means she trained with with her uncle Ion. You need to stop her before she realizes she has her rings to fight with. If she starts fighting you with the rings I will be over there as fast as I can," he said.

Mezou quickly put her phone in his pocket and grabbed everything he needed and did what he was told.

"Y/n!" He said as you had Izuku and Kirishima in a head lock.

You were having to much of a great time so he shock the bag making you let go of the.

"I love these!" You said as opened the bag and gave them to you.

He then gave you the drink while momo was going to tackle you but Mezou stopped her. You chugged the drink and smiled as you were about to go after your friends again. But within three steps you passed out making Mezou have to catch you.

He got out your phone worried he just killed you.

"She just passed out, is she going to be alright?" He Mezou asked.

"She should be, good job Shoji, just take her to bed and I'll call her in the morning," he said as he hung up.

"What did you do to her?" Minoru asked.

"It's a long story," he said as he picked you up and took you to your bedroom.

Then he laied you on your bed and put a trash can near your bed. He set your phone down on your nightstand and then turned off the light. He locked the door behind him and closed it so no one could get in there while you were sleeping before returning to the others.