(A/N: omg hi guys 🥺🥺🥺😡🥀🖤🥀😩😩🦍👽 Author here! this is my first y/n book SO YOU BETTER VOTE OR ELSE!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!1!!!1 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫😡😡😡😡😡😡. Anyway enjoy!! xoxo)

y/n woke up and yawned. she picked up her phone with her pale tanned small hands and checked the time, the bright light of her emo baddie wallpaper shining into her blue green hazel brown teal blue ocean green shit black diarrhea orbs. 4:40am she read, in bold white letters.

y/n gets up and stretches, her tiny body cracking and fizzing at the movement. she throws her long short curly straight blonde brown hair that reaches up to her crusty feet into a messy bun because she's not like other girls.

she looks in her short mirror that's almost as tall as her and stares at herself, before changing into a black hoodie and black pants because she's emo and not like other girls.

"Y/N YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKING BITCH GET YOUR FLATASS PANCAKE LOOKING DEFLATED BALLOON LOOKING CHILD THAT JUST GOT RUN OVER LOOKING ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW OR ELSE!" my step-dad screamed out to me, his spit flying from downstairs all the way upstairs to where i stood.

"o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ok-k-kay 🥺🥺🥺" i whimpered. i stutter a lot because i'm not like other girls.

i carefully stepped down the wooden stairs, being careful as not to trip amd fall because i'm so short and not like other girls.

when i finally reached the bottom floor, i saw my super duper uber duber sexy step-dad holding his stomach because it was so fucking çhöñkéï. i took a strand of my blonde brown shirt long curly straight hair and tucked it behind my ear because i'm not like other girls.

next to him, i saw a tall, buff, tall, chunky, tall, muscular, tall, 8'1, tall man that was really tall. he had a shmexy suit and tie on with a hot fedora on his crusty hair that had cute little flakes of dandruff in it. i started drooling because i'm not like other girls.

"Y/n I haveth soldeth you for meth and drugs. Please leaveth. Now." my step-dad said in his cracking sexy voice that sounded middle-ages-y because he's an old bitch. i nod quietly because i'm not like other girls.

"HURRY UP YOU SHORT BITCH IMA FRICKFRACKFROCKFUCK THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF YOUR TINY ASS BODY" the hot tall muscular tall buff tall 8'1 tall big mafia man said calmly to me.

(A/N: omg first chapter?!! how is it guys? y/n and daddy mafia boss are SOO cute together 😍😍 disagree and i'm stealing ur toenails.)