[4:16 am]

>>Kariya logged on.

Kariya: Yow, guys!

Kariya: Hello from the other side...!

Kariya; Anyone on?

Kariya: Yoohoo! Come out come out wherever you are!

Kariya: Ayy...those sleepyheads. They never learned to be early birds. 😑😑

Kariya: how boringgggg

Kariya: IN THE NAME OF THOR I SUMMON YU GAMERS WAKE UP!

Kariya: Are they still asleep? Fine...

Kariya: I'm gonna do something amazing.

>>Kariya logged off.

[9:00 am]

>>Tenma logged on.
>>(Y/N) logged on.
>>Shindou logged on.
>>Aoi logged on.
>>Kirino logged on.

(Y/N): Good morning guys!

Tenma: Mornin' (Y/N).

Aoi: Good morning!

Kirino: Wow 9 nonsensical messages from Kariya.

Shindou: Now that you mentioned it, what the heck is Kariya doing in 4 fucking am?

Tenma: I don't know. Maybe he can't sleep?

(Y/N): I can't even wake up at that time.

Aoi: But you can endure not sleeping for a day

(Y/N): sshhh I know I'm studying hard

Aoi: I'm pretty sure you're watching anime while cramming

(Y/N): no im not (ↀДↀ)

Kirino: Well, where's Fei?

Aoi: Maybe cuddling with his Mr. Rabbit.

Shindou: So...what do you want to do?

Tenma: I have an idea!

Tenma: Since this MOBA game is getting famous now, let's play Mobile Legends!

(Y/N): Oh wait

(Y/N): I'm not really good at 5v5 games

Kirino: It's alright, we'll carry you :)

(Y/N): Please do 😭😭

Shindou: Sounds like fun. Count me in.

Aoi: We're only 5 now tho

Aoi: Isn't that unfair?

Kirino: I suggest it'll be the seniors against juniors match

Kirino: Which means I'll pair with Shindou

Tenma: I agree with it. Kirino and Shindou wouldn't be at a disadvantage with their experiences.

Tenma: Let's start? I made the lobby!

Kirino: Game

(Y/N): Game!

Shindou: Game

>>Fei logged on.
>>Kariya logged on.

Kirino: Whoa, the pranksters online.

Fei: HELP! PEOPLE! HELP!

Kariya: Waaahhh! He's coming!!!!

Tenma: What's coming?

Fei: No, ITS "WHOS COMING"

Fei: We'll explain after we get a better place to hide!

Shindou: You're together?

Kariya: Isn't it obvious?

Shindou: 😑

Fei: ITS TSURUGIIIII

(Y/N): HEY WHATS WITH THAT AMBUSH I'M NOT READY?!?!?

(Y/N): Oh sorry, what'S happening? What's with Tsurugi?

Shindou: I have a feeling 'bout this. You two PRANKED him, didn't you? ;;;;

Kariya: Well, what can I say? *flips hair*

Aoi: You little demon.

Aoi: You never learn from your pranks;;

Kariya: Meh im having fun egging on people so im fine

>>Tsurugi logged on.

Kariya: I take it back, im defo not fine right now

Kariya: Ooohhh! The terror!

>>Kariya logged off.

Tsurugi: Who the heck broke in my house and made a mess?

>>Fei logged off.

Tenma: Tsurugi, what happened?

Tsurugi: Well, someone broke into my house, created a mess, and egged my windows.

Tsurugi: What a time to be alive.

Aoi: So thats what he meant when he said "egging on people"

Shindou: Is there any other havoc inside your house?

Tsurugi: I'll check.

(Y/N): ...he's surely angry, isn't he?

Shindou: I will also be if I'm in his shoes

Kirino: Bruh, Tsurugi is so scary when he's so mad, you'll feel goosebumps all over you if you look at him

Tenma: HE'LL KILL YOU

(Y/N): eek

Tsurugi: I think none. My house is freaking untidy. WHO FUCKING DID THIS?!

(Y/N): Calm down, Tsurugi. You're lucky your gaming consoles aren't lost.

Tsurugi: I know but

Tsurugi: it's MAKING MY BLOOD BOIL

Tsurugi: I DONT HAVE TIME TO CLEAN THE DAMN HOUSE AND LOOK WHAT THEY DID

Tsurugi: WHAT A FUCKING DAY

Tsurugi: WHO DID THIS?!

Tsurugi: AND WHO ARE YOU?

(Y/N): My name is probably on the screen but alright, I'll introduce myself. I'm (Y/N), Tenma and Aoi's friend. It's nice to meet you, but I guess you aren't in a mood for a good convo for now hehe

Tsurugi. Yes. It's nice to meet you too, but unfortunately, there's nothing nice in my morning.

(Y/N): riiiight

Aoi: According to their previous messages, it was Fei and Kariya who did that.

Tsurugi: Those shits.

>>Tsurugi logged off.

Kirino: what could happen next

Tenma: Track them down and who knows what he can do when he finally got his hands to them

Shindou: I hope Tsurugi holds back

Aoi: You're actually having fun seeing this, Shindou-senpai

Shindou: Maybe

Tenma: I'll stop them if it leads to violence

>>Tsurugi logged on.

Tsurugi: Those shits even stole my T.V.

Shindou: BRUH

Aoi: щ(゜ロ゜щ)

(Y/N): What the hell? What went inside Fei and Kariya's brain?

>>Tsurugi logged off.
>>Fei logged on.

Tenma: Fei! Why did you come with Kariya?!

Fei: He forced me to! If I refuse, then he'll egg my house! Whatever I did, I'm sorry!

Aoi: Oh boy.

Kirino: At what time he woke you up?

Fei: 4:30 am.

Shindou: wow,, "I'm gonna do something amazing." my ass

(Y/N): What an early bird

Tenma: But Tsurugi's place has a high gate! How did you??

Fei: There was a tunnel near the backyard, i don't know if he dug it or not, and we went out of the house through the main door

Tenma: That's crazy!! Where does he get these ideas???

Fei: and... he was running out of contents in tiktok and metube so he decided to make a video about "Egging my friend's house and stealing his TV VLOG #55"

Kirino: ...

Tenma: ...

Aoi: ...

(Y/N): ...

Aoi: I don't know if Kariya's a comedic genius or just plain stupid

Kirino: HAHAHAHAHAHAHEDJKGWUHGBKGOR WWWWWW

Kirino: I don't encourage that but WWWWWWW

Shindou: HAHAHHAHAHAA

Shindou: If it ever gets uploaded, I'll watch it

Kirino: It would go viral

(Y/N): Is this how you guys deal with mornings every single day??

Fei: Not really, there's just these "special days" that Kariya decides out of nowhere

Shindou: When boredom strikes, the prankster attacks.

(Y/N): They don't even rhyme, senpai.

Shindou: I know! Just don't mind it!

>>Kariya logged on.

Kariya: Hey Tenma.

Kariya: Hey Aoi.

Tenma: Wha— Kariya! What are you doing in my house and how did you get in?

Kariya: On your backdoor duh

(Y/N): Wait, someone's knocking on my door.

>>(Y/N) logged off.
>>Fei logged off.

Aoi: You avoided Tenma's first question, Kariya.

Kirino: Oh no;;

Kariya: I'm here to hide.

Tenma: WHAT?! Kariya, get out of my house, now!

Aoi: But where's Fei?

Kariya: He went on (Y/N)'s house.

Tenma: How did you know (Y/N)'s place?

Kariya: I tracked her I.P location and gave it to him

Shindou: The T.V? Where is it?

Shindou: Oh no. Tsurugi will go there Tenma! Run for your lives!

>>Shindou logged off.
>>Fei logged on.

Tenma: Ooohh, HECK. Senpai, don't leave us!

Fei: Thank god, 'm safe!

Aoi: What safe?

Fei: I just got back home and...

Fei: Alert! ALERT! Tsurugi's walking to your house!

Tenma: WAIT, WHAT? kAriya, go to your place! I'm pleading!

Aoi: Should I kick his pathetic face, Tenma?

Tenma: No.

Kariya: Don't worry. Fei isn't safe. Tsurugi knows his address.

Fei: WHY ARE YOU DRAGGING ME TO YOUR OWN GRAVE

Kirino: What a disaster. This is your fault, Kariya! You shouldn't force Fei to come with you just to do this shit!

Kariya: Oh, my bad. Sorry.

Kirino: Your apology isn't even sincere!

>>Tsurugi logged on.
>>(Y/N) logged on.

(Y/N): Now what's happening again?

Tsurugi: Tenma! Open the freaking door! That midget is inside.

Kariya: I could hear the knocks of death.

Tsurugi: You have guts to get out, right? So GET THE FUCK OUT!

Kariya: Noooo

>>Kariya logged off.

(Y/N): ...eh?

Tenma: Kariya please! Get out and go back home!

Aoi: Fuck it, Tsurugi's kicking the door!

(Y/N): Kariya! Leave Tenma and Aoi alone! You'll get them in a trouble!

Aoi: ....Tsurugi already made a dent on our door.

Fei: I can see what's happening in my rooftop. Tsurugi shouting Kariya to go out, kicked his door while the jerk is running out of the backdoor escaping.

Fei: Any other trouble in there?

Kirino: I feel bad for the neighbors in their place.

(Y/N): Should I help you guys?

Tsurugi: Where's my T.V?

Fei: I...

Tenma: Kariya doesn't have a T.V when he went here.

Aoi: Maybe its with Fei.

Fei: I-Its not with me anymore!

Tsurugi: Then where?

(Y/N): Fei brought it in my house. Is it a Sony Bravia 3250?

Tsurugi: Yes.

Kirino: Man, that thing is expensive.

Tsurugi: what's your address?

(Y/N): Oh, no need to go to my house! I'm on the way to 707 Soyokaze Block.

Fei: Wait, Aoi's near that place also, right?

Tsurugi: Fine, I'll go there.

>>Shindou logged on.

Shindou: Tsurugi! Let me get your T.V back to you. I'm going to the grocery and I'm passing (Y/N)'s house.

(Y/N): Oh? Shindou-senpai's place is near mine??

Tsurugi: Alright. Just bring it back to me in a GOOD condition.

Tenma: But what about Kariya and Fei?

Kirino: Shindou will take care of them of course.

Tsurugi: If you're going to do that, make sure their houses are full of eggs outside.

Shindou: Heh, okay.

(Y/N): That sounds fun. Karma is indeed quick and its coming right at you now!

Fei: I was just forced to! But I need walls right now. Wall Maria, where are you? Protect meeeehhhhhh!

Tsurugi: I'm not yet done with those. I'm gonna do something while they're out. Bye.

>>Tsurugi logged out.

(Y/N): Wow, that was intense. His T.V is worth a bar of gold.

Tenma: Yeah, (Y/N). You're lucky he didn't get angry with you.

(Y/N): Huh?

Aoi: He doesn't trust his things to people easily, now that he doesn't know you either.

(Y/N): Oh

(Y/N): I'm glad I'm spared

>>Kariya logged on.

Kariya: I-Is everything okay now? 

Kirino: For you, it isn't.

Shindou: Get ready Kariya, Fei.

Kariya: eh?

Fei: H-Hey! I wasn't supposed to be there! I was blackmailed okay?

Tenma: Ask Tsurugi.

Fei: Tsurugi-kun! I'm really, really sorry!! It wasn't my intention to egg your house and steal your T.V!

(Y/N): Poor Fei. Kariya got him in this disaster. 

Shindou: (Y/N), I'm on your gate.

(Y/N): Oh, okay!

>>Tsurugi logged on.

Tsurugi: Oh really, Fei?

Fei: Yes! I'm sorry... really sorry.

Tsurugi: No.

Tsurugi: Too bad you're too late 😏.

Fei: Wha— No, Tsurugi, you're misunderstanding!

Kirino: ...blame Kariya.

Shindou: I have your T.V, Tsurugi.

Tsurugi: Is it good?

(Y/N): Yep, I took care of it.

Tsurugi: Thanks.

(Y/N): Welcome~!

Tsurugi: Shindou, leave Fei. Just egg Kariya's.

Shindou: Well done.

Fei: Oh yes! Thank you so much Tsurugi-kun!

>>Tsurugi logged off.

Kariya: 😨 That's unfair!!!!

>>Kariya logged off.

Aoi: ...

Fei: ...

(Y/N): ...

Kirino: ...

Shindou: ...

Tenma: What's with triple dots?

Aoi: That was 

(Y/N): bruh so chaotic

(Y/N): I ALREADY LOVE THIS GROUP 

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>>StarsightGalaxy logged on.

What a long ass chapter. Lol.

the WWWWWW expression is how japanese people laugh at messages, much similar to HAHAHAH and LOLOLOL

EDITED 6/27/21

>>StarsightGalaxy logged off.