>>Kariya Masaki has logged on.

Hello little shits welcome to my fucking blog

You might be asking why I'm wasting my time here, well, I'm in the bad mood. Really bad. In every game I start, I always lose! Like, what happened to my skills? I'm also bored; there's no one in the house to talk to, my friends aren't online, and pranking isn't a choice when I'm in this mood.

So lets start. Lemme tell you how FUN my life is. I'm famous for one thing; being the prankmaster in my group, and I'm proud of that, hahahah. People will always refer me as an annoying person, but I don't care anyways. Its fun to be annoying, because sometimes, if you're not annoying, people around you will most likely ignore you, right?! And I hate being ignored. I'm happy as long as my peers can withstand my habits.

Speaking of which, pranking is really my favourite hobby, and I don't understand why a lot of people dislike pranks and being pranked. Just by remembering someone's ridiculous face after pranked or blackmailed makes me laugh all by myself. You know, there's a scientific reason why pranks are existing. Pranks lets you know how stupid people are. That's why its fun. I like torturing stupid people huehuehue (just kidding, imma little angel yeAh)

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Ey, what's this notif?

[From mia_the_writer_27:
Can you help me create pranks? Can you be my friend?]

OF COURSE MATE! its lonely to think that I'm the only one whose pranking everybody. If I'm given a chance to meet somebody like you who can blackmail people, I'll be like, "Hey! Lets be bestfriends!" The more prank partners, the merrier! Although, I dont choose friends. Im fine with anyone, but prepare lots of nightmare after you meet me heheheh

Ahh, its brings me back to my toddler days when I first pranked a person. I think i was 5 that time...? Can't remember. But guess my very first victim.

MY OLDER SISTER

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Yeah, i have a big sis. A bossy ugly big sis. She used to order me around when we were still young and she'll pull my ears and cheeks, hit or bully me for no reason! Did she know that it hurts?!

Originally, my first victim has to be my mother, but I know that she'll beat the shit out of me if I did that.

Here's what hapened. My sister accidentally broke the fucking door knob in the kitchen and then sued me for what she did, so my mom scolded me and hit me with a slapped in my butt instead of her! Ugh, what an old woman!

I was throwing tantrums after that while marching to the living room, the room for the dead. Before I get there, I found some bananas and its peels on the table. I grab all of it and ate it because I'm angry duh. Bananas are delicious.

Mom went out to go shopping. So, having a large brain of mine , I left the peels everywhere in the living room, especially near the door. I was hiding behind the couch to see who's getting in my traps. Those animals, they wont hit mah butt again!!

my sister got in the house running after she played with her friend from a nearby house. When she stepped on the peel, she sliped and tumbled 360 degrees on the floor. I let out a boisterious laugh behind the couch. If you guys saw how she had her face flat on the floor , surely youll laugh too!

"Masaki..." she groaned while getting up.

"Whoops."

Before I ran, i picked up the matchbox under the couch and went to her room. She chased me and it looks like the vein in her head's gonna pop.

"Masaki! You little dimwit, get back here and clean your mess!"

"Like hell I would!"

I opened her closet and I foudn what I need at the exact time she reached her room.

"Masaki... get your butt ready when i tell mom what you did to me and the mess you made!" She snarled at me. Yeah she became a monster oneechan.

But if shes a monster, then im a demon.

"Try to tell mom and I'll burn your panties!"

"What?!"

I lighted the match and pointed to her panty.

"You sure want to see your limited edition minnie mouse panty go to trash right?" While I was saying this, I swear i'm close to throwing this at the window because its so girly af grosss

"H-Hey don't-"

"Then go pick up those peels and shut your mouth!"

"You little kid, how dare you to order your big sister around!"

"No, how dare you to order your lil brother around!"

She marched at me, "You..."

"Yes, come to me oneechan, and watch you panties go to hell! HAHAHA!"

I know that was lame, but in the end, she cleaned everything in the living room and got scolded by mom. That was a meant for her.

Upon remembering this memory, maybe I can burn Kirino's house when I come over to him. Whatcha think?

Oh wait, I also remember pranking Tenma. And it was really worth it.

It was when Tenma, Aoi, and Fei came over my house for groupwork. THey didnt know that I was hiding something that most people fear.

I said that Im going to the bathroom, when I freed my pets. I get back, and inserting something on Tenma's back.
"What was that Kariya?" He asked.

I shrugged, "Dunno."

Then he felt it. The sensation of an animal crawling at his back made him shrudder in fear.

"Tenma, are you okay?" Aoi asked.

"Yeah, you seem scared." Added Fei.

"K-K-Kariya what's this?"

I smiled at him evilly. "Look around."

They craned their necks and saw lots and lots of insects, mainly spiders.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Tenma shrieked. Of course the other two did but not as loud as Tenma did.

Not to mention that I even managed to put some inside his bag.

Andddd thats the story of how Tenma became arachnophobic and he sweared not to go to my house ever again.

But after that I apologized to him because I thought I went to far. I was beyond harsh. I still have a heart after all.

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Anotha one.

[From AzumiKashino:
Will you ever get tired of teasing Kirino? ]

Well, speaking of Kirino previously. I'll answer that as a no. I mean, its fun because Kirino isn't the type of a person that's always aware of his surroundings so I often take advantage of it.

There are also countless of things that I could tease to Kirino-senpai. Wanna hear some?

"Aye, Kirino, why do you always tie your hair at this? Are you really a boy? Or a girl? Come on, I won't tell anyone even Shindou!"

"Ah, I know now; UR GAY! KIRINO IS SO GAYYYYY"

"Hey has anyone of you know what it feels like while wearing a bra? Maybe i should ask Kirino"

Everytime I say this to him I'll always get either a punch or a blackeye. But its okay hahaha its a natural reaction

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[From: EuniceTzuyu12
Why do you like to prank Kirino? Do you like him?]

I like him as a friend. I think I answered the first question on the previous one, but I think i'll add some more.

Kirino Ranmaru... he's my favorite victim when it comes to pranking because he's too easy to get tricked and fooled. He's the opposite of Shindou, who always check around if I set traps, and knows if I have planned something. My peers memorize my instincts, but I don't know why Kirino always let me to get to his nerves. But to be honest, I dont like him THAT WAY okay?

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[From: Unknown
How about Tsurugi? Do you prank him?]

LIKE HECK I WOULD

Wait, who the hell is unknown?

I'll probably be resting in a hospital if i prank him very well, but good thing this man has still mercy. And I, who recently egged his mansion-like house and stole his TV, sweared to him that I wont do more serious pranks to him.

Sure I'm the bravest person ever lived because I managed to prank this person a few times in the past, like hiding his shoes from the locker to the garden pot in the school. I barely remember those little pranks I did to him because its too minor, unlike what I did to others.

He has a calm but serious and scary demeanor, making me cower back before I even try to prank him. I won't get away with his sharp eyes and question every move I make.

"Oi, what are you doing? You gotta be sure that makes some sense."

"Try to do something nasty I'll kill you."

That damn Tsurugi! A hard to prank shit! I cant believe I met someone thats worse than a killjoy!

Hmmm, what about (Y/N)? She's definitely a new member of our group, and I NEVER pranked her. AHA! ATLEAST I GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY LIFE NOW!

Goodbye lil shits i'll leave now ^-^

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[Comments - 4]

[(User/Name): Uwaaaahhh pls don't prank meeee im a nice lil girl]

[Tenma: I don't wanna see spiders nor hear or read about them but then i passed in this blog]

[Shindou: @KirinoRanmaru i hope you're reading this]

[Kirino: Favorite victim when it comes to pranking? Lets see when you have stepped your friggin foot in my house.]

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*has like 10 drafts*

There I finished it! The first of the special chapters! Told ya im gonna continue this!

Anyway, if you still have questions for the remaining characters, I'll accept it! You can comment down you question here and specify the character you are asking to.

How do you guys think about this? Good? Bad? Lemme know your thoughts! ^_^

Have a great day everyone!

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