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Talent Swap 3 (Killing Harmony edition)

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!!!!!

K: Ultimate Aikido Master (why does she always gets the athletic ones...)

Sayaka: Ultimate Child Caregiver/ Ultimate Assassin.

Marvelous: Ultimate Anthropologist.

Carl: Ultimate Survivor.

Ashlynn: Ultimate Tennis Pro.

Ren: Ultimate Maid (Fun fact, I spin the wheel so many times to get the maid. Why? Because I want to draw him in a maid dress!!!!! I admit!!!!!! And it will be worth it!!!!!!!!!!)

Roy: Ultimate Inventor (Homie stole his "son's" talent)

Speaking of the son,
Yuga: Li'l Ultimate Magic (Ultimate Magician.... not only bro (kinda) stole his friend (Maria's) talent but also he becomes his own ace monster....)

Maria: Li'l Ultimate Investigate (Ultimate Detective)

Franziska: Ultimate Robot (the irony.....)

Vivia: Ultimate Pianist

Ruby: Ultimate Supreme Leader

Cloud: Ultimate Entomologist

Flora: Ultimate Artist

Marinette: Ultimate Astronaut

Kanade: Ultimate Cosplayer

And now, it's the moment you all been waiting for!!!!!!

Monoentity: YIPPEE!!!!!!! IT'S TALENT SWAP MOTIVE TIME!!!!!!!!!

.... have we done this before....?

Monoentity: First off, K!!! You are the Ultimate Aikido Master!!!!!!

What's Aikido....?

Marvelous: What does Aikido mean?

Ren: Aikido is a martial art that heavily focused on throwing and lock joint. It's basically like wrestling but also karate...if I remember correctly.

.....OH HELL NO!!!!!!!

K: I WANT A SWAP!!!!!!! I CAN'T THROW PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! I COULDN'T EVEN SLAP HARD ENOUGH FOR IT TO HURTS!!!!!!!!!!

..... oops...I let my anger out....now everyone heard that......

Marvelous: Poor you.

Not helping.

Monoentity: Didn't expect to gain despair out of all this but okay. Sayaka!!! Amazing news!!!!!! You get two talents for the price of one!!!!!!!

WHAT!!!!?????

Sayaka: Yippee!!!!!

Marvelous: Okay, that's straight up unfair!!!

Sayaka: What's the talent?!!!!?

Monoentity: Well the first talent is the Ultimate Child Caregiver. Meaning you take care of kids. The second talent is the Ultimate Assassin!!!!!!

.... the child caregiver is alright but AN ASSASSIN!!!!!!!!!???????

Sayaka: You know what, nevermind. I want a swap. I'll take the child caregiver one but not the assassin!!!!!!!

Marvelous: *wheeze* Why are the both of you are so unfortunate?!!?!?!

OH SHUT UP!!!!!!!

Monoentity: Next is Marvelous, he is now an Ultimate Anthropologist.

The... hell is that...?

Marvelous: What on earth is an Anthropologist?!

Ren: Someone who studies Anthropology. Anthropology is a science about human beings. From the origins to development and diversity of humans. In short, you study about humanity's history.

Marvelous:....I literally don't know a single thing you just said.

K: Who's talent sucks now?

Marvelous: Shut it.

That's what you get.

Monoentity:.. whatever. Next is Carl, he's the Ultimate Survivor!!!

Carl: Wait, does that mean I can fully live through this killing game?!?!!?!?!!

Monoentity: Nope. Cause if I remember correctly, someone with this talent died early once.

Carl:....then, WHAT'S THE POINT OF THIS TALENT!!!!!??????!!?

Monoentity: Hmmm.....I don't know.

Carl is triggered by that... damn.

Monoentity: Okie dokie! Ashlynn is next, she's now the Ultimate Tennis Pro.

Ashlynn: What's a tennis?

Ren: It's a sport. You use a racket, a tool for the sport, to pass the ball to the opponent. Make sure you don't get the ball hit the ground on your side of the field. You need the ball to hit the opponent's side of the field to get a point. The player with the most points wins.

Ashlynn: That sounds like a fantastic sport!!! I can't wait to play it with one of you guys!!!!!!

Monoentity: Alrighty, Ren! You're now the..... ULTIMATE MAID?!!?!!!?

HUH?!?!?!?!!

Monoentity: That's weird, I could have sworn that I putted Ultimate Servant here..... but thems the works I guess.

I'm trying my best not to laugh here....

Ren:.....⁄⁠(⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)⁠⁄

Marvelous: *wheeze* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT HE'S THE MOST UNFORTUNATE ONE!!!!!!!!!!

Roy:....⁄⁠(⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)⁠⁄

The hell is that look from Roy?

Monoentity: Um, chill, anyways, so. Roy, you're now the Ultimate Inventor.

Roy: Oh hey, cool!

Yuga: HEY!!!!!! THAT'S MY TALENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roy: Oh right! That's his!

Monoentity: Oh relax,I have a new one for you. It's Li'l Ultimate Magic.

Yuga: I- hey, that's actually not that bad.

Maria: Uuu, Uuu!!!!!! That's Maria's talent!!!!!! That's Maria's talent!!!!!!!!

Monoentity: STOP BEING NOISY!!!!!!!!!! Yours is now the Li'l Ultimate Investigate.

Maria: Uuu? Like Vivia's?

Vivia: Okay, are we just going to swap each other's talents from now on?

Sayaka: Then where did the aikido master, child caregiver, anthropologist, survivor, tennis pro and maid came from?!??!??!!?

This is confusing.

Monoentity: Just be patient at least!

Vivia folded his arms crossed.

Monoentity: Ok, Franziska.....is now the Ultimate Robot.

Say WHAT?!?!????

Franziska: Excuse me!!!!!????! How will that work?!!?!??! Am I going to be experimented and be turned into a robot?!!!??!??

Carl: Well my sister was like that......

That took a dark turn....

Franziska: I- yikes....

Monoentity: Oh don't be dramatic! You'll just receive some accessories that will make you look like a robot!

Franziska: Oh thank God...

Monoentity: Next is Vivia, you're a Ultimate Pianist. You play the piano.

Vivia: Huh. Usually I go underneath pianos to read books and sleep.

Cloud: Why are tight spaces your favorite spot to read and sleep?

Vivia: I like them.

Monoentity: Okay, Ruby! You're now the Ultimate Supreme Leader!!!!

Ruby:....of what?

Monoentity: I don't know. An organization or something.

We're confused.

Monoentity: Cloud! You're the Ultimate Entomologist.

Cloud: The hell is an entomologist?

Ren:.....

I think Ren is too stunned by his... talent....to say anything.

Franziska: An entomologist is someone who studies entomology. Entomology is a study about insects.

Cloud:....ew.

Sayaka: Wait, wouldn't that makes you Marvelous's study buddy? Kinda, since the both of your talents are science related.

Marvelous: We aren't even that smart when it comes to these.

Cloud: Agree.

Monoentity: That's enough. Flora, you're the Ultimate Artist. As in sculptures, paintings.... anything art related.

Flora: Oh wow! What a wonderful talent!

Why does her's makes the most sense..?

Monoentity: Marinette!! You're now the Ultimate Astronaut.

Marinette: Well if I remember correctly, my superhero self has a form where I can go to space!

You have a WHAT?!??!?!

Monoentity: Finally, Kanade Otonokoji, you are now the Ultimate Cosplayer!

Kanade: I-um....I barely watch animes....so....

Uncultured swine!!!!!!

Monoentity: Well anyways, your outfits are in your rooms! Have fun!!!

They left....

We go to our rooms to put on the outfits.....

Oh boy......

I got out of my room.....

Sayaka: Man... today sucks.

Marvelous: Agreed.

K: Me too.

Carl: Well try to cheer up, all of you.

Ashlynn: Indeed. Like, Sayaka, your other talent is a child caregiver. Meaning you take care of childrens in a most wonderful way!

Sayaka: I guess you're right....

(Fun fact, Yuga's design is inspired by his ace monster, Sevens Road Magician. It fits.)

Roy: Hey, has Ren change yet?

K: Why do you ask that?

Roy:..... just curious.

K:.... right...

I'm not buying that.

Yuga: I mean, it makes sense that he hasn't changed yet. He has to wear a MAID outfit. That only is embarrassing.

Ashlynn: I don't understand, what's wrong wearing a maid outfit?

K: Well....in modern days, the outfits are lately..... seductive...to put it lightly..

Ashlynn: Oh...

Maria: Uuu... but Maria doesn't understand.... what happened to the Ultimate Servant one?

... even I don't know....

Franziska: Good day, everyone.

FRANZISKA?!!?!??

Marvelous: Holy shit, you look actually robotic...!

Franziska: Thanks I guess...

Vivia: Even I was surprised.

Ruby: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!! It is I!!!!! The Great Commander Ruby Rose!!!!!!!!! Here to take over the world!!!!!!!!!!

Sayaka: Wow, you nailed the villain role Ruby...

Ruby: Thanks!! Also, wow!!!! Franziska!!!!!!! YOU LOOK LIKE AN ACTUAL ROBOT!!!!!!!!! Does your suit has functions?!?!!??!?? Can I touch it!!!?!!?!??

Franziska: What?!??!?! No!!!! Keep your hands to yourself you fool!!!!!!

Cloud: Welp, things can't get any worse.

Flora: Oh I'm sure everything will be fine.

(Fun fact again, Marinette is a reference to Sailor Moon while Kanade is a reference to Confession of a Rotten Girl.)

Marinette: Oh my god, Kanade!!!! You look so cute!!!!!!!!

Kanade: E-even with this glasses on?!?!!

Marinette: Yes!!! Oh, and where's Ren?

We saw Ren behind his room's door.

Ren: H-here I am....

Marinette: Come on!!! We want to see your look!!!!!

Ren:.... promise not to laugh....?

I doubt anyone promise that...

Marinette: We promise!!!! Don't worry!!!!!

Ren:......

He steps out of his room......

(Saved the best for last, NO REGRETS!!!!!)

Damn.......

K, Marinette, Maria, Kanade, Ashlynn and Flora: Oh my god.......

Carl, Vivia and Franziska:......

Sayaka and Cloud: Pfft!! *Trying their best not to laugh*

Marvelous, Ruby and Yuga: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ren: I TOLD YOU DON'T LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roy:......*heavy breathing*

What a weird day.......

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