Basically Saiki K out of context with Xrossedronpa cast.

•1

Kanade: Let's work together kid! 

Success!

Maria: Finally.

Kanade: We're friends now.

Maria: Shut it Kanade. I only shook your hand because I had to. We will never be friends.

Kanade: Let's survive this together!

Maria: I hope you die!

(And so she did but so did Maria)

•2

K, after knowing Maria and Yuga were the ones that killed Kanade: That's a weak ass murder snake.

•3

Ruby: HERE'S MY METEOR SPARK GENOCIDE BALL!!!!!!!!!!

Also Ruby after throwing the ball: Ahoo~!

The ball throw was slow.

Sayaka, Flora and Marinette: YOU CALL THAT A THROW?!?!!!?!!?

K: The hell was that Ruby?!??!?!

•4

The boys laughing at a joke.

Roy's jaw dislocated.

Ren: Are you okay?!?!

Roy: Yeah I'm fine. My jaw got dislocated.

Cloud: No, we're sorry for making you laugh.

K from afar: That really is a buzz killer.

•5

Yuga, running: I KNOW THEY NEVER RUN IN THE HALLS BECAUSE YOU MIGHT TRIP AND FALL BUT I Have NO CHOICE-

Yuga, tripped: AND I TRIP!!!!!!!

Broke the light.

•6

Yuga: I got a plan!

Carl, Vivia and Cloud: Huh?

Yuga: This!

He drops his trick pencil.

Yuga: With this trick pencil, I won't lose!!!

Carl, Vivia and Cloud: He's toast.

•7

Carl made an entrance.

Sayaka: Um....Carl?

He picks up a flower.

Carl: Thanks for picking me babe.

He makes a cool pose to impress her.

Sayaka: I didn't.

Not a minute later.

Carl sitting underneath a tree, upset: I was so close....

Yuga: Don't feel too bad. Girls are as plentiful as the stars in the sky. And equally out of reach for you.

(DAMN!!!!!!! SAVAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Carl: Hold on! Wait a second, I'm not done here yet!

A moment later.

Sayaka: Carl!!! You pervert!!!!!!

Slaps!

Carl: OW!!!

Yuga: There's a harem cliche for you.

•8

Marvelous, with three soda bottles in hand: Hey, good thing I got three of these huh? Now my buddy's kid bro gets one!

Ren, trying to comfort Yuga after what happened:.....

Ren: LEMON SODA ATTACK!!!!!!!!

He throws the soda bottle at Marvelous.

Marvelous: LEMON WHAT?!??!?? Why did you hit me?!??!??

Ren: He's not my son. Get out of my room!

•9

Flora, after accidentally killed Marinette: ...... oops...I had an accident.

•10

Yuga: Thanks for the cake, Ma'am!

Flora, offended from being called an auntie: ARGH!!!!

•11

Carl: WHAT?!!??! CONFESS MY LOVE FOR SAYAKA??!?!?!!!!?

•12

Ashlynn: OH NO!!!! MARINETTE IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

•13

Carl: OKAY FINE!!!!! YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT!!!!!!! I'M HEAD OVER HEELS FOR SAYAKA!!!!!!!!

•14

Flora: Let's put the whole bowl in the microwave!

K: You'd say!

Ren: Girls! Wait!!

Flora: Um....why is it glowing?

Ren: That's a metal bowl-

KABOOM!!!!!!

•15

Yuga, talking about Kanade: That rotten bitch just called my mom's bellybutton an outie.

•16

K during her turn to be measured by Marinette: What do I do- OH CRAP!!!!!

Trips and fell.

•17

Maria, revealing herself to be the culprit: Hello, I would like to report an accidental homicide.

•18

Franziska, thinking about Ruby: W-What are these feelings coming over me...? I think I'm falling.....in love..

•19

K to Marvelous: I don't want to use this technique but it seems I have to deploy......my annoyed face.

•20

Monoentity: It's hopeless....I can't understand these normal people say!!!

•21

Franziska during the prologue Investigation: Well, the police can handle it now. I'll file the report.

Marvelous: I thought you were one with the justice system.

(Another to improvise because not only there's a few characters that fits but I'm using the dub.... and it's only the first season (Fuck you, Netflix).)