Yuga: Caaaarl!!!!! Franziska is dead in the home bar!!!!!

Carl: Ohhhh....heyyy.... how did she get here?

Yuga: Caaaarl!!!!!! What did you do???!

Carl: Me? *Stutters* I didn't do this.

Yuga: Explain what happened Carl!

Carl: I've never seen her before in my life.

Yuga: Why did you kill her, Carl!?

Carl: I do not kill people. That is.... that is my LEAST favorite thing to do.

Yuga: Tell me Carl, exactly what you were doing before the body was discovered.

Carl: Alright well, I was with you and Marvelous.

Yuga: Okay.

Carl: I was uh....I met QAHR.

Yuga: Yes.

Carl: Gave her a command.

Yuga: Go on.

Carl: Franziska was alone.

Yuga: Okay...?

Carl: So me and QAHR went up to her.

Yuga: Yes?

Carl: And I, uh, well I command QAHR to strangle her from behind.

Yuga:..... Caaaarl!!!! That KILLS people!!!!!!

Carl: Oh! Oh... W-wow I....

Yuga: Caaaarl......

Carl: I- *stutters* I didn't know that!!

Yuga: How could you not know that!!!???

Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck.

Yuga: Where's QAHR now?

Carl: What's that?

Yuga: Where's QAHR?!?! Why, why is she missing?

Carl: Well I,uh, I  kind of, uh, hide her. In the walk-in closet.

Yuga: Caaarl....

Carl: Well, I uh, I was mad and well, you know, when you are mad-

Yuga: Why on earth would you do that?!

Carl: I was mad I didn't found my secret! Gimme a break!

Yuga: Caaarl....

Carl: My madness was making the rumbliees.

Yuga: Caaarl.....

Carl: That only bloodshed would satisfy.

Yuga: What is WRONG WITH YOU, CARL!!!

Carl: Well I, I kill people and I'm secretly insane. That's-that's two things.