Told you there will be a full version.

Ruby: There! Right! There! Look at that tan well-tended skin! Look at the killer shape he's in! Look at that slightly stubbly chin, oh please, he's gay!! Totally gay!!!!

Vivia: I'm not about to celebrate, every trait could indicate a totally straight expatriate. This guy's not gay, I say, not gay.

The rest of the cast except for Ren and Roy: That is the elephant in the room. Well, is it relevant to assume that a man who wears perfume is automatically radically fay?

Carl: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.

Sayaka: Look at his silk translucent socks!

Marvelous: There's the eternal paradox. Look what we're seeing.

K: What are we seeing?

Marvelous: Is he gay?

Sayaka: Of course he's gay!!!

Marvelous: Or european?

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The rest of them: Oh..........

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The rest of them: Gay or european..? It's hard to guarantee...is he gay or european..?

They look at Vivia.

Vivia: Well, hey, don't look at me!!!!

Flora: You see, they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports. They play peculiar sports-

The rest of the them: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts!!!! Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks! They both say things like "Ciao Bella" while they kiss you on both cheeks.

Sayaka: Oh please!

The rest of them: Gay or european?!?! So many shapes of gray!!!!!!!

Carl: Depending on the time of day, the french go either way.

The rest of them: Is he gay or european or-?!?!

Franziska: There! Right! There! Look at that condescending smirk, seen it on every guy at work! That is metro-hetro jerk!!! That guy's not gay! I say, no way!!!!!

The rest of them: That is the elephant in the room! Well, is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume-

Ashlynn: Is automatically~, radically~

Cloud: Ironically~, chronically~

Kanade: Certainly~, flirtingly~

Yuga: Genetically~, medically~

The rest of them: GAY!!!!! Officially gay!!!!! Officially gay, Gay, GAY, GA-

(Where did they find these? IDK)

Everyone: DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!! Gay or european?

Carl: So stylish and relaxed.

Everyone: Is he gay or european?

Vivia: I think his chest is waxed.

Flora: But they bring their boys up different there it's culturally diverse.

Marinette: It's not a fashion curse-

Everyone: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse! Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code!!

Maria: Yeah, his accent is hypnotic but his shoes are pointy-toed.

Everyone: Huh. Gay or european? So many shades of grey!!!!!!!!

Kanade: But if he turns out straight, I'm free at eight on Saturdays!
(No one gives a shit, Kanade!)

Everyone: Is he gay or european?!? Gay or european?!!!!???? GAY OR EURO-

K: Wait a minute!! Give me a chance to crack this guy. I have an idea that I would like to try.

Yuga: The floor is yours.

K: So, Lord Roy. You've been with all of us for?

Roy: Four days.

K: And your talent is?

Roy: Ultimate Marquees.

K: And your boyfriend's name is?

Roy: Ren Amamiya.

Everyone: *GASP!!*

Roy: I-I'm sorry!! I misunderstand!!!! You said boyfriend, I thought you said best friend!!!!!! Ren is my.. best friend..

Ren: YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!

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Ren: YOU LYING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ren: That's it!! I no cover for you no more!!!! People, I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!! This man is gay and european!!!

Everyone else: WOAH!!!!!!

Ren: Neither is disgrace.

Everyone else: Oh.

Ren to Roy: You gotta stop!!! You're being a completely closet case!!

Everyone else: D'oh..

Ren: It's me not her, he's seeing. No matter what you say. I swear he'll never, ever, ever swing the other way.

Ren to Roy: You are so gay!!! You big parfait!!!! You flaming one-man cabaret!!!!!!!

Roy: I'M STRAIGHT!!!!!!

Ren: You were not yesterday.

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Ren: So if I may, I'm proud to say, he's gay!!!!!!

Everyone else: And european!!!!!

Ren: He's gay!!!!!!

Everyone else: And european!!!!!!

Ren: He's gay!!!!!!!

Everyone else: And european!!!!!! AND GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roy: FINE!!! OKAY!!!!!! I'M GAY!!!!!

Everyone: HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!