Used a Incorrect Quotes generator for this one.

•1

Kanade , holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Ashlynn : Tea.
Kanade : Wrong. It's coffee.

•2

Kanade : You need to be more careful!
Marvelous , who was dragged into Kanade 's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-
(Funny, that's what almost happened.)

•3

*Sayaka  is talking about their past*
Sayaka : I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow.
Maria : Sayaka , this is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years!
Ashlynn : Oh, I'm sure it gets better!
Sayaka : Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worst.

•4

Marinette : Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Cloud : I gotta give you credit, Ruby . You make it look easy.
Ruby : Years of practice.

•5

Marinette : So you’re dating Ren?
Roy: What? No! I’m just buying him an accessory since he has terrible fashion sense.
Marinette : That’s literally a wedding ring.

•6

Ren: Go big or go home!
Cloud : Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.
Ren: I'm going big!

•7

Ruby : *is throwing stones at Franziska 's window*
Franziska : You have a phone for a reason, Ruby !
*THUD*
Franziska : DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

•8

Marvelous : You know, there’s only one person in this world who can tell you what you are.
Marinette : Me.
Marvelous : No.
Marvelous : Me.

•9

Vivia : Bad news—Sayaka  locked herself outside of her own house.
Vivia : Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Vivia : Bad news—Maria  finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.
Vivia : Good news—a cute guy saw me do it.
Vivia : Bad news—it was Cloud , and since he’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.

•10

Yuga: Would you take a bullet for me?
Roy: ...yes?
*Marvelous  angrily burst into the room*
Yuga: *running away* Great, thanks!

•11

Ruby : The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?
Carl, looking at Ruby : Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?
Ruby  and Carl in unison: *sighs* Flora
(For them, platonically.)

•12

Franziska : Something’s off.
Marinette : Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Franziska : No, but that’s funny.

•13

Cloud : You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Franziska : Those are wanted posters!

•14

Cloud , trying to comfort Yuga: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

•15

Ashlynn : Why is Yuga making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Carl!
Carl: It’s because I’m Yuga’s favorite.
Ashlynn : I hate you.

•16

Monoentity: *gets set on fire and starts screaming*
Monoentity: Nah, I'm just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

•17

Ren: This can’t get any worse. Can it?
Ruby : Sure it can - just give me a minute.

•18

Carl: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Ren will and will not eat.
Flora :  Grass? Yes!
Carl: Moss? Yes!!
Flora : Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Carl: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Flora : Worms? Sometimes!
Carl: Rocks? Usually nah.
Flora : Twigs? Usually!
Carl: Marinette 's cooking? Inconclusive!
Kanade : How did you… test this?
Carl: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eat it, he eat it.
Kanade : ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Marinette : IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
(I have a bad feeling that because Ren is a Wildcard, he does in secret.)

•19

Carl: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Roy: You and me!
Carl: *tearing up* Ok.

•20

K: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.

•21

*Squad is playing Among Us*
K: I believe Marvelous  is innocent, I was with him the whole time. Kanade , what were you doing?
Kanade : Oh, I was just murdering… I mean, nothing!

(Ye)