Basically, Class of 09 with the Xrossedronpa cast. If you don't know what Class of 09 is, please check it out. It's a amazing game.

(Note: There's going to be A LOT of changes between the original dialogues to fit the characters better.)

Spoilers for Chapter 1 to Chapter 3

•1

Sayaka: This might sounds fucked up but I'm almost happy Kanade was a serial killer.

Maria: I'm definitely happy she's a serial killer.

•2

Yuga: Pedophile.

Kanade: What was that?!

Maria: What the fuck?!

Yuga: Oh, no, pedophile. It's a new slang term. I know it sounds like the other thing but when we say it, it means cool serial killer.

Kanade: Huh....if that's the case, being manipulative is apart of the job.... but it is good to be a.... pedophile, every now and then.

Maria: Oh my god, yeah.

Yuga: Dude, totally.

Kanade: I love being a pedophile.

•3

Franziska: Okay, fine. Alright, try this first page. Sound it out.

Ruby: Uh, wuh-uh....um..... one....fiss-huh..... twoah.... fiss-huh....

Vivia: Are you serious?

Ruby: You picked a hard one on purpose!!!!!!

Franziska: It's a Doctor Seuss book!!! You fucking dipshit!!!!!!!!!!

•4

K: Fuck, what was his name? Vivia, yeah.

Marinette: Yeah... he's a bit of a benzosexual.

K: What the fuck is a benzosexual?

Marinette: Attracted to the unconscious.

•5

(Around Chapter 2)

Franziska: See you soon. Bye sexy.

*Beep*

Franziska: I was just on the phone with the others.

Marvelous:....who in one of the others are you calling sexy?

Franziska: The new Captain (Ruby).

•6

(Also around Chapter 2.)

Ashlynn: There's something I've been wanting to say lately.

Cloud: Oh? What's that?

Ashlynn: The n word.

•7

Flora: Is there something between the two of you that you may not realize?

Roy: What does any of that even mean?

Ren: She's asking if we're gay.

•8

Carl: Hate talking. Talking is for gay people.

Yuga:.. what a theory.

•9

Franziska: Your excuse, sweetie. But work on that foul language.

Sayaka: We're getting a fucking therapist, holy shit.

•10

Cloud: You want to be sexed up abusive homosexuals?

Vivia: Fuck no.

Cloud: Why not?

Vivia: Cause, you'be the one doing all of the abusing.

Cloud: Oh, like what?

Vivia: Just... some weird shit. You'd like put a cigarette on my neck and lick the burnt mark....

Cloud:........so you want to try it?

Vivia: NO!

•11

Roy: I brought a sword to school, don't even try me!!!!!

Ren: Oh yeah?!?! What are you going to do with that?!!!?

Roy: Stab you and watch the ski pour out!!!!!?

Ren: Not if I choke you first!!!!!!!

Roy: I'll spit at your face!!!!!!!

Ren: I'll spit in your mouth!!!!!!!

Roy: I'll like it!!!!!!!!

Everyone else: *Le gasp!*

Ayo?! The tension gone sexual!!!!

K: What's happening....?

Roy: Shush.

Ren: Will you spit on my back.....~?

Roy: I'll bite your bottom lip until you fucking bleed~.

Ren: Promise to kiss me after~-

Maria: NO! NO!!!!

(Thank you Maria for stopping the sexual tension but it's too bad it's stuck in my brain.)

•12

(K and Sayaka calls Roy on the phone.)

K: Okay bye.

(Note: this font will be the phone call)

Roy: Wait, wait!!! It's that Sayaka?!??!

K:.... yeah? Why?

Roy: I bet someone in here that wants to talk to her. Hold on a second! Okay?!

Sayaka: I'm scared.

K: That's going to be a really expensive phone call, thanks.

Carl: Um.... hello?

K: Who dis?

Carl: It's me, Carl.

Sayaka:...Carl who?

Carl: We were at the home bar yesterday, remember?

Sayaka: Oh... shit.... yeah?

Carl: So..I thought it over and I killed Franziska. So, you want to go out in ten years when they let me out?

Sayaka: Uh... yeah, I don't know..?

Carl: Argh come on!!!!! You promised!!!!! You can't back out now!!!!!! What do you think Yoisaki?!!??!

K: I'm thinking how the fuck are you going to get out in ten years.

Carl: You want me to tell you how I killed her??? Will that turn you on?!!?!!?

Sayaka, whispering to K: What the fuck!!? Hang up!!!!

Carl: You said you'd be all mine!!!!!! ALL MINE!!!!!!

K hangs the call.

K: That was cool.

•13

Roy: Yuga, why was Ren on the phone telling me you may or may not be groomed by Kanade?

Yuga: Oh... that? It's probably just an April Fool's prank.

Roy: It's October.

•14

Cloud: Bitch, why don't you shut the fuck up before I slit your throat and watch the honor roll out?

Vivia: Are you threatening me?

Cloud: No, I'm hitting on you. Flash me a dick, bitch.

•15

Marinette: Kidnapped babysitters.HTML.Barely legal.goov and almost legal.co.jp?

Marinette clicks on it (so you guys don't have to)

Ashlynn: I heard of barely legal. What the hell is-

Marinette: HOLY FUCK, TOO YOUNG!!!!!!!

Ashlynn: What is she? Asian- OH GOD!!!!! THAT KIND OF TOO YOUNG!!!!!!!

Marinette: The Russian roulette of internet history!!!!

Ashlynn: Are we in the system now?!!?!

Marinette: I'm not a lawyer!!!! How the fuck should I know?!!?!?!!

Ashlynn: If you only look for a second, five seconds rule, right?!?!?

Marinette: Those for food on the floor!!!! Not child [NOPE!]!!!!!

•16

Yuga and Maria talking about how to kill Kanade.

Maria: Then, how am I going to push her down the stairs?

Yuga: Fuck, you're right.

•17

K to Sayaka, who is using K's phone for something: Cool. you don't mind if I look at yaoi and yuri on my phone?

•18

Yuga and Carl are in the get along circle.

Yuga: Okay, sorry Carl. Your father is a bitch-fucking-whore.

Carl: See, now I feel better. This is why we have friends.

Yuga:.... we're really degenerates.

•19

Marvelous to K talking about Ren and his gayness: What are you talking about? He's probably the worst one here. Everyone else should be cool.

Flora: Forgive me, father for I have sinned. Please make these urges go away! My bff (Ashlynn) is not hot!! My bff is not hot!!!

Marvelous to K: Okay, we need to get the fuck out of here.

•20

Ren: It's not even like games, it's just apps. There's an app for this, an app for that.

Cloud: Is there an app that'll make you fuck off and kill yourself?

•21

Maria: Vivia!! I didn't know you were in AP history!!!

Vivia: Huh? No, I'm not in AP history.

Maria:...then, why are you reading Mein Kampt?

Vivia:..... I'm racist now.

Maria: Oh, alright.

Maria goes to the bookshelves.

Vivia: Wow, Maria's cool with everything.

(This is probably the hardest one for me since not all of them fits Class of 09. So I have to improvise on it.)